I have a 12 or 13 foot tall swingset under construction and when it is up I want to dance like a stripper on the poles totally naked. I want to twerk it on the poles and rub my booty on the poles.
This should probably be in MPSIMS. I’ve reported it for you.
I did as well.
If you’re gonna dance naked, I have a couple of suggestions for where can insert some Sharpie caps.
go for it.
then post videos.
^^^
I want to be sexy, exotic and rare for a 22 year old guy dancing on the pole.
Rare?
Very rare: raw.
Just out of morbid curiosity…
- Is this the swingset you’re having your church group put up for you? :dubious:
- Don’t you live with your parents? Are they cool with this?
- Aren’t you afraid of smashing you oversized nostrils on the pole and breaking your very strong eyeglasses?
- Are you FBJJ?
To be rare you’re going to have to at least do it medium well.
FTW. QFT.
Also DNFTT!
(If we throw enough acronyms at it, it will go away sooner rather than later because it will get confused.)
Last question - how many place are you going to post this?
Good find. WTF?
Well now I don’t feel special at all.
My father and I will try to raise this swingset up with rope and a pickup truck. I live with my parents. They do not want me pole dancing on my swingset. I have not stretched my nostrils enough yet for them to get bigger. I will wear my -5.50 and -4.50 diopter glasses when i try o pole dance.
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You’re funny. In a Three Stooges, temporary kind of way.
Manny… You should be concentrating on pre-season training.
There will be plenty of time for naked pole dancing when we’ve sold you to a Turkish or Russian club for an extortionate price.
Regards to your father - someones got to keep the elephants clean…
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