Synchronized diving. Why not synchronized track & field?

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@chappachula

okay, folks…why limit this thread to the summer olympics?
'Cause if you want stupid…look at the winter sports:

Two-man luge: Huh?
It’s two grown men laying on top of each other on top of a child’s sled.

Ah, but it’s two grown men on top of each other on a child’s sled moving at high speed!

Four-man bobsled: four people crouching inside a box.The 1st guy in the front steers, the last guy in the back operates the brake—SO what the fuck are the 2 guys in the middle doing?
Well, I’ll tell you what they’re doing: they’re crouching down inside a box!
And that’s a world-class athletic ability that I’m supposed to respect…

I don’t know what the two in the middle do either. Ballast?

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@photopat

Ah, but it’s two grown men on top of each other on a child’s sled moving at high speed!

Sounds like a hot gay date.