I stumbled upon the Pitcairnese Wikipedia, and it’s wonderful fun. It doesn’t have very many or very long articles, but I shuffled through some raandum paijes, and this is one of the longest, and most likely the most informative I found. Injoy!
I just learned that Qween Eelizabuf 2 es very importunt purson in ve Yunitid Kingdum.
And the Yunitid Kingdum esa kuntrii i’ Urup. Queen Elizabeth II es un charge oof ve kuntrii.
Urup es kontenent.
I find the brevity of these answers more hilarious than the language.
I think the brevity might be a defence against the frustration they’re struck by when writing longer articles.
I couldn’t help but think of Ladle Rat Rotten Hut so as I was trying to locate it online I also saw Anguish Languish which may offer similar chuckles.
Check out the Scots language (no, not Scottish). Or of course, Old English/Anglo-Saxon.
Hmm… the “Cheese-eating surrender monkeys” page is only in English and Japanese. Some Scots speaker needs to fix that.