Your It. 
Can I just say that the new Nike® “TAG” commercial was one of the best I seen in a loooong time. Props.
I can’t be it. I touched the “safe” tree before you tagged me.
No “tag backs”. Plus, my hand is on the mini-van.
sorry then. I cannot remove this tag, under penalty of law.
You so did not tag me. I felt the wind from your hand, but it totally missed me!
[Mahaloth runs into woods and digs pit to sit in]
(baboon is running around…mockingly)
I’m not scared of none of Y’all!
(going "nyah nyah…in YO face)
Is it your it, or mine? I’m not sure, but I don’t want an it, so I’m going to give it to . . .
(spins around and tags the person who thought he or she was sneaking up on me to slap a “Kick me” sign on my back)
You’re it, you’re it, ha, ha, ha!
I’m not it - I can’t be, I was standing in the reversal zone[sup]1[/sup], which means that everyone else is it, not me.
[sup]1[/sup]I play Calvinball. In Calvinball, this makes sense.
But I hold the stick of Absolute Negation, which decrees that NOBODY is “it”.
Now all we need is a Gourd of Itness to get someone to be “it” again…
Well, looky what I have right here!
:lobs Gourd of Itness at SPOOFE - but if it lands in someone else’s lap, that’s okay too: 