Take that White House and shove it!

[New_Iskander]

I’m scared to death. I’m afraid I will not survive another 4 years of Bush. I’m sick and tired to think things through and then try to explain all the world complexities to walled Left minds, only to hear anti-Bush slogans.

I want a break. Why should Lefies have all the fun? I want to bitch and moan irresponsibly. I want Bill back. I want Hillary! (in the White House) Even Kerry will do.

Let Democrats go make sense of Washington politics and then try to explain them to me. And I will say, “Hey, what about all the indisputable evidence of Teresa and Kofi spending last weekend in Monaco?”

[World_Eater]

I’d rather be talking about blowjobs then dirtybombs, ymmv.

[Zoe]

I feel your pain.

[jshore]

@New Iskander

I’m scared to death. I’m afraid I will not survive another 4 years of Bush.

Believe me, so are we! So are we!!!

I’m sick and tired to think things through and then try to explain all the world complexities to walled Left minds, only to hear anti-Bush slogans.

Yeah, well it must be tough when the guy who your defending expresses those complexities so God-damn brilliantly: “So I had a choice to make: either trust the word of a madman, or defend America. Given that choice, I will defend America every time.”

Oh, and here is another one that is fun to explain:

And so, the world spoke, and again, he defied us. And not only did he defy us, he systematically deceived the inspectors. You remember the period of time, we said, well, let’s give the inspectors the chance to work. We agreed, until we found out he was deceiving them. What he was trying to do was buy time. Why? Because he wanted to reconstitute a weapons program. He wanted to make sure he had the capacity to make weapons. And if he had any, like we thought he did, he didn’t want anybody to find them.

Okay, some of these sentences sort of make sense if you ignore a certain lack of facts to back them up. But, let’s try to parse that last sentence: Saddam deceived the inspectors because he didn’t want us to find any of the weapons that we thought he had…which he didn’t in fact have? Well, now that you explain it that way, it all makes perfect sense!

Yeah, I can certainly see how your job would be tiring!

[Equipoise]

@New Iskander

I’m scared to death. I’m afraid I will not survive another 4 years of Bush. I’m sick and tired to think things through and then try to explain all the world complexities to walled Left minds, only to hear anti-Bush slogans.

Yeah, that’s the problem. Got Fox?

[Rashak_Mani]

One good reason to vote for Kerry is that more people hate Bush. So you won’t have so much moaning about Bush. Your better with a president that is not respected by one side (Kerry) than one hated and despised (Bush).

One toast to Bush the Divider !

[Squink]

@New Iskander

I’m scared to death. I’m afraid I will not survive another 4 years of Bush. I’m sick and tired to think things through and then try to explain all the world complexities to walled Left minds, only to hear anti-Bush slogans.

Have you considered moving to Iraq? The word from the president’s pollsters is that they feel better about the direction their country is going than we Americans do about ours. (details on the poll)
Maybe you’d have to do less explaining of worldy complexities if you lived among those hardy ‘optimists of Baghdad’.