Take the Gender Test!

It all adds up…
You are definitely a man!Well than i look like one and act like one.

Definitly a male.

I got the porn star wrong for my gender, but I think that has more to do with the fact that I’m black and consider a slot machines something you stick something into.

I didn’t even answer the Canadian one. Is that something a man would do?

Oh no! I am so ashamed…Apparently I am a man also. This means not only am I a tranvestite, but I am the winner of the “Smallest Penis” award! I tried meauring and all I can figure is I’m hung like a gnat.

<Adjusting the sock in my pants to not look too obvious as I shop for a strap-on>

OMG, TM, that had me falling out of the chair, I laughed so hard!

I just have one question… Is this going to change the Sushi/Graveyard road trip in any way?? :wink:

I’m a MAN, baby!

That should come as a considerable surprise to any number of people with whom I’ve…interacted.

racerx is ahead of me, though…I have the sense of humor of a 10-year-old boy. Neener. Neener.

I’ll just need a little time to work on this whole “peeing standing up” thing without socking my socks in the process. But hey, I guess it means I can drink lots of beer with pride now…(no green tea for me. TheSpark says I’m a man…bring me one of those great big oil cans of beer and keep em coming!) And openly leer at women instead of my previous furitive glances…hey this may not be so bad after all :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh my. Although I am so ungirllike compared to the majority around me, it figured me out!

I AM WOMAN!!!

raar!

Oops, that should have read “soaking my socks”…

  • Note to self…Proof-read you moron*

What are ya tryin’ to say, Geobabe? That men don’t know what to do with cleavage? Come on over here and let me give you a little demonstration.

Wow. Apparently, I am a man. On the bright side, my dad will have the son he’s always wanted. But Mr. Jeannie is going to be quite shocked by this. I’ll have to break it to him gently.

Does this mean I can fart and belch and scratch myself in public with no shame?

Being a man is going to be so cool!

I’m a woman. Wow, this test must be totally backwards.

That little slider bar was right in the middle though, so…

Oh well…

I’m a MAN! dun dun dun dun DUN A FULL-GROWN man! dun dun dun dun DUN That’s what I AM! dun dun dun dun DUN

Not unless they’ve seriously revised the definitions, no.

Unc, I hate to do this to ya, but that was Sunshine who said that. I definitely know what to do with my cleavage even if I am a man. FTR, I know what to do with the other girl-bits I have, too.

It seems that I, too, am a man.

Snort!
Ptooey!

Guy.

Apparently, it is sooo obvious I’m a dude.

Funny, you’d think I would have noticed that dangly bit between my legs.

Another correct guess here.

Ditto for me. Oh and yes I’m also male.

If I’m a man, I really need a name change!
Here is what it said at the end of mine (after telling me I was fucked up) Did you know that men are more likely to call this test retarded than women? Women are more likely to choose being lonely (over bleeding to death) than men. Men prefer white bedrooms. Women prefer blue bedrooms.

Well I guess I am a man, "cause I said it was retarded, I picked bleeding to death, and I wanted white over blue. There you go. It’s proven I must be a man!

I’m a man.

No wonder giving birth felt like taking a really big shit…they must’ve pulled ToddlerNym out of my ass.