Take the Gender Test!

Well, it guessed right (guy) but the picture I got at the end looked like a guy wearing his wife’s clothes. Does the picture reflect how far over the slide bar you are? I was on the guy side, but not far right.

 Well, we have a lot of women complaining they were masculinized. Do you think this is a problem with the test or that the guys who were picked as women just don't want to admit it?

Can I just say:

Damn, I feel so butch.

I suspect it indicates that they don’t have the first fraction of a clue about how women really think. I don’t think it’s that we’ve been “masculinized” so much as it is that the test is so “feminized” that women who do not answer as ultra-femme women would, do not register as women at all.

OR maybe we all REALLY ARE MEN, and we’ve been fooling you all all along! Ever think of that???

:slight_smile:

Hey, they guessed right, I’m male.

My wife will be relieved.

It correctly identified me as male, but then showed me a graphic of a man wearing a skirt. For some reason, that concerns me.

I gotta legitimize the equipment, like soon.

Same thing for me, and according to the test I’m barely a man. I think five questions the other way and they’d have told me I was a woman.

I just don’t know how my godmother is going to deal with the fact that she’s a man. Her husband must be quite confused.

I found this amusing. It guessed my gender correctly, though, despite my preference to bleed slowly to death than to be lonely forever.

Same situation here, still male by proxy but apparently barely so by their defenition! Hmmm… perhaps that’s why all my pot pipes are so phallic?

Nah, still can’t get excited about groping or kissing a man :rolleyes:

I, too, am I man. But barely.
I wonder which monkey each gender prefers. I was rooting for the flying one on the right.

Yay! The test correctly guessed I am a woman, even with my manly answers.

  1. I’d rather fall to my death than drown.

  2. I’d rather bleed to death than be forever lonely.

  3. I think “used” is a grosser word than “moist”.

That test can root out the truth!! :slight_smile:

Hell, I picked drowning over falling, white bedroom over blue, and bleeding to death over being lonely forever (I can always make a tournequit, even if I can’t spell it). I’m still a woman, apparentily. Huh. That’s what I get for hating sport so much, I guess. :slight_smile:

Soda said

Try taking a deep, DEEP breath, holding your nose, closing your mouth, then trying to blow out. That should do it.

monster, those were my answers, too . . . ?

Whew! For a second there I thought I would have to change my UserName to not-a-lady bug. :smiley:

Apparently I am a man. Anyone want to donate their penis for a transplant. :smiley:

Well, i’m one of the guys who is apparently not!!!
I take it as a compliment – We defy stereotypes…

…which is interesting because, in my world, “dude” is a gender-neutral word.

I always knew I was a man!

And I have the 36Fs to prove it!

Jeyen

This is very difficult for me, but I can’t hide it any longer. I won’t lie to my fellow Dopers any more…

I am a woman.

Yup. The test says it, so it must be true.

They even want my input:

:: shakes head in disbelief ::

[sup]I just don’t get it…I’d rather fall to my death, I print, Black Jack is a better porn name, I even picked onion rings for cryin’ out loud![/sup]

Funny it said I am a woman and although I have man-boobs I also have the male dangly bits and am a man, so this site is messed up. Notice I didn’t say retarted

I first testicled as a Man,

Then went back and tweaked a few obvious variables, and came out a woman, which by all curvaceous trajectory, I have always appeared to be.

The variables were:
Use Cursive
Stay Put
Happy Ending
Drown
Used
Painkillers:Yes

What the hell is that? Who are the women they use as the norm? And, on the second go round, the graphic was a paste-up of some guy in a suit looking like he was going to fist-up a baby goat. I thought,“Aww, cute l’il goatie”, but, really, these folks are a bit cranked.

Guessed me right. Although I do have a penis. It’s just not attatched to me. I’m loaning it to my husband. :smiley: