A very interesting clickable map of American dialects: American English Dialects
It said “Inland North. Are you from Wisconsin?”
Yes, yes I am. Very much so.
The only word on the test that I may not pronounce properly is ‘on’. I pronounce it more like ‘dawn’ than ‘don’. I’ll retake the test with that change and see what it says.
ETA: That didn’t take long. Pronouncing ‘on’ like ‘don’ puts me a little further north.
Okay, so what’s the matter with the rest of the country? Don’t you know how words are pronounced?
The Midland, which is true only as a center of mass - I was born in Cincinnati, grew up in California, and spent 17 years in Boston as a young adult.