Mine is the most horribly boring of all: neutral. Bleh
I grew up in Texas where all my neighbors were displaced rust belt workers who moved to Houston to get jobs when the factories closed. My mom was from Kentucky and my dad from California. SO I guess all those crazy influences just cancelled each other out and I get stuck with 'Neutral"
Northeastern. Which is not surprising, given that I’ve spent most of my life here. I was told by the speech instructor in broadcasting school that I have almost the perfect neutral accent, marred only by the regional habit of talking too damn fast.
Western, which is accurate. Not sure how that’s different from Neutral, as linguistically the generic one is “General American.” Pretty much answered “Yes/Same sound/etc.” to all except “pasta” and “horrible,” which I associate with New York/NE, bag/vague which seems upper midwest, and the Southernesque or Midwest tent/tint, heel/hill, Ah’m, and grandpa-English “roof.”
It says I’m neutral. I don’t think that’s right, though. I know there’s a Yooper accent, and as much as I try to avoid it, I can’t believe after living here for 10+ years I don’t have any of it. Think “Fargo” only not so pronounced, and more sing-songy.
There’s a lot of people here with much more pronounced accents than I have. But even when I lived in Colorado (and had for 10+ years), I’d occasionally have people ask me if I was from Canada, based on my speech patterns.
I grew up in rural Minnesota north of Minneapolis, but have lived in Chicago for about 10 years now. I don’t have nearly as thick of an accent as I used to.
One I had to fudge on. “On.” I pronounce it to rhyme with “phone” or “bone.” That wasn’t one of the options, but I would never pronounce it to rhyme with “con” or “don.”