Newsflash: You are not indispensable and eventually the work will get done whether you come in with your vile diseases and drip noxious mucous all over it or not. God help us if the bird flu ever does transmit among humans - you people will catch it and carry on with your normal lives until everyone in Spokane is dead. I am the poor schmuck who has to touch everything you drool, cough and sneeze all over at the end of the day. When you came in with the flu last year, you gave it to me and I took it home to my elderly sister who ended up in the emergency room. And she had her flu shot! So fuck you with an orbital sander. May you get curvature of the spine so your nose ends up under your asshole, get explosive perpetual drizzling shits and live for a thousand years.
There. I feel better now.