Since it seems to be boner week here at the dope, I’ve got a question for the masses - for those who have no boners of their own too, of course.
Which hand do you use when you masturbate? Dominant hand, or non-dominant hand?
I’ve long had the impression that most people use their non-dominant hand to masturbate but comments like in the hand or death thread make me wonder about that…
This may strike you as funny or as TMI, but:
I used to habitually use my right (dominant) hand. Then at the massage therapist school I attended we had a class in diagnosing habitual posture problems and my instructor wondered why my pelvis was high on the right. I wondered too until I thought “could it be…?” I made a point of switching regularly and miraculously the hiked hip went away.
I think I’ve always used my left, though I’m right handed. Feels…weird…to use the right.
It’s not unusual for someone to see me writing for the first time and exclaim, “Oh, you’re left-handed!” My typical response is, “Yes, but I only write and eat left-handed; sports and everything else, I do with my right.”
I consider it a private joke that they don’t know the third thing I do with my left…
At least, not until I posted it here…
Both. Starting with the tip working down to the base while rubbing my hands like I’m trying to start a fire with a stick.
jk… with my dominant hand, right. I don’t have the coordination in my left and winds up whipping all over tha place.
Interesting topic. I’ve always assumed that guys used their dominant hands; however, in my experience a lot of women use their off-hand.
I switch off.
[Beavis]Heh heh…is that what it’s called now?[/Beavis]
I’m a lefty (as defined by “which hand do you write with”) but I do some things right-handed (scissors) and many things ambidextrously (thread needle, sew; weild utensils in kitchen; use sandpaper;
Depends on the situation:
Computer: Left hand (mouse is more important than keyboard when surfing for, ahem, material).
Anywhere else: my right, in various ways.
I depends what one does with the other hand. In the old days, it was that dog-eared paperback. Later, it was that bespattered mag. Today, it’s a mouse.
Can be either. I’m autoerotically ambidextrous.
Yeah, I thought so, but I guess not.
The non-dominant hands makes it feel like a stranger’s doing it for you.
I start left, finish right.
Dominant hand. My left hand’s just well too spastic to give myself a good fiddle. But since I got my vibrator I haven’t even bothered with my dominant hand 
Both.
I use a potable cunt.
Yes but is it a potent potable cunt?
Right and dominant hand. When my right arm was injured it was definitely a hardship. My left hand just doesn’t have the coordination.
You can drink it? :dubious:
Um, aren’t all cunts more or less portable? I know I can take mine with me wherever I go.
I have never even thought of using my left (non-dominant) hand for that particular action. I usually hold the book with it, though. (Yep, I still masturbate the old-fashioned way.)