Wow. Just wow. We sure do have some hoopy froods in here. 
Bump
You looking for some action? Come on, baby - call me. You’ve been loose all night, so just call me. You’ve got a really nice rack over there, and if you call me, I’ll go all in. I’ll come over the top and I’ll make you lay down. Trust me, I’ve got big slick with an back door open-ender. I really want you to call me - unless you’ve got the nuts.
C’mon upstairs and listen to my Royal Blue Columbias!
Hey baby, I have an idea. How about you be sine, and I’ll be cosine. Then you can get on top of me and we can be tangent to each other.
Go ahead and differentiate me if you want. My function is smooth and continuous all the way out to infinity.
How you doin’? 