So, SenorBeef, are you Real Man ™ enough to taser your pee stream?
When you think about it, there has probably been an evolutionary advancement. Father Beef and Mother Beef were probably zapped with cattle prods, whereas SenorBeef has moved on to a much more highly developed taser. That sounds like a great step forward to me. Forward into what, I very much do not want to know, but certainly forward into something.
Used to be all a sperm had to worry about was running head first into an empty sock. Nowadays, it’s quite likely they’ll encounter hungry aquarium fish, a teflon-covered frying pan or get shoved out the spermdominium by a bolt of erectricity.
Poor little Sammies. So little vagina, so much fertile imagination.
I have a question. Beef Did you use an actual Taser or simply a stun gun? If you did use the actual Taser brand, did you drive stun, or did you actually shoot the probes into your nutsack?
In either case, it’s chaps like you who keep chaps like me in business.
Not so fast! When tasering your own nuts is outlawed, only nuts will own tasers!
Or something.
Hey, I saw on of those things on TV last night that you can freeze your own warts off with.
Just thought you’d want to know.
Ummm…I don’t think that they’re for genital warts…
I wonder if tasering female genitals works in the same way?
No. I’m not THAT curious. :wally
In Soviet Russia, nuts taser you!
I’m guessing they’re a good bit more conductive.
Frankly, I’m shocked at all of this juvenile humor. Reading this thread has been an electrifying experience about what a bored Doper is capable of. I mean, here I am, thinking you people have a lot of potential … tsk tsk tsk. Although, I have to say I got quite a charge out of some of the related stories people have posted.
why yes, I am the king of puns. why do you ask?
I am beginning to wonder what it is exactly YOU are doing with that taser 
Wouldn’t you like to know. 
Um…maybe…not 
Let’s just say I’m taking the Taser of Wit and using it to kill the brain cells of any Dopers that read this thread, and leave it at that.
Brain cells. Decreasing. I see…light… :eek:
Next little nugget of wisdom: Don’t taser your eyes.
“So, if you’re friend would taser his nuts would you taser your nuts too?”
“Well, Mom… yeah.”
Electronic stimulation of the genitals is not uncommon.
HOWEVER, a taser is not a suitable tool for stimulation. If you’re honestly curious regarding electro-stimulation, I suggest a visit to www.pes.com, a company in Las Vegas that specializes in such devices. There are many, many others, as well, but PES seems to be one of the most well-known, and has been featured on HBO, Playboy, and other adult-oriented safe-play shows.
I have used some myself, and find them highly enjoyable.
Please note - never use electronic stimulation (such as with electrodes etc - this does not include violet wands) about the level of the heart, as it can disrupt the regular rhythm of the heart.
Please do reading of what is recommended and not before you try something incredibly dangerous like this. :smack: People have done damage by experimenting like this. There ARE safe ways to play like this, and resources for it as well. Play safely.
If you need links or information, contact me off-list, and I’d be happy to provide.
Jeepers.
Inky
Has anyone noticed the strange absence of SenorBeef in this thread since he toasted his testicles? Maybe the nuked nuts put him out for a while. What if he broke his balls? :eek: