My Dear Nigerian Friend,
I have heard about the recent passing of your soccer team.
However, out of tragedy springs a unique business opportunity. In my country, we have a fund to bring the World Cup to the US in 2014, but without Nigeria’s participation, we would be unable to fund our bid, and thus we would like to transfer the sum of seventy-ookamillion dollars to your account temporarily.
All we would need is a hut and some walnuts to pay for some minor legal fees.
Dr. McDonald White Castle, Lawyer.