With Cigars and Cigarettes and Alcohol needing warning labels nowadays, I though it would be a good idea if another addictive substance required them. Straight Dope members. Tatooed on their forehead so everyone knows.
Coldfire May consume mass amounts of beer and pour out noxious fumes from the posterior.
ChiefScott: Spends many months at sea. Randiness factor high.
Omni: Over 18 only. Has habit of showing shiny white ass.
DavidB: WARNING: Will smash your unfounded beliefs. Also might be steal your hats.
bj0rn: WARNING: guranteed not is Sense making.
Those are some easy ones.
Anyone have others?
Moi: “Contents Under Pressure”
Numerals may not be pronounced.
<b> Brunetter </b> : Will flirt without warning or provocation.
Sylence: Kills threads at random.
ChiefScott - a smiley face with a line through it.
Ayesha - an eagle with ‘Deal With It’ underneath it’s wings
LionSOB - Ayesha’s face with ‘She’s With Me’
aha - picture of a CD with 'Care to Go ‘Round & Round?’
Libertarian - a picture of the White House with a ‘For Sale’ sign posted in front
Homer - Pretty girl with ‘Needed’ as her bathing suit banner
Byzantine - ‘Handle Carefully Dynamite on Board’
Pricciar: Thanks! I may use that warning. Well, the first half of it, anyway.
I have another one for Lib, though, Anti Pro:
Libertarian: Tattoos should not be forced on peaceful, honest people.
(Yeah, that one was too easy.)
Any of the various fundamentalist LBMB Bible-thumper creationists who I won’t bother to name:
“This space for rent.”
I could use another tattoo, what the heck. I don’t know about on the forehead, though…