With Cigars and Cigarettes and Alcohol needing warning labels nowadays, I though it would be a good idea if another addictive substance required them. Straight Dope members. Tatooed on their forehead so everyone knows.
Coldfire May consume mass amounts of beer and pour out noxious fumes from the posterior.
ChiefScott: Spends many months at sea. Randiness factor high.
Omni: Over 18 only. Has habit of showing shiny white ass.
DavidB: WARNING: Will smash your unfounded beliefs. Also might be steal your hats.