Yeah, I might have been showing a little too much of my red back and my yellow belly there, Anthracite. Consider that last paragraph to be stricken–it’s really not relevant to this subject, anyway.
I shouldn’t be bothering with this, but it really, really steams me to see people getting screwed over and not even realizing it. This is the Leprechaun joke come to life.
What? You’ve never heard the Leprechaun joke? Bear with me a minute.
A guy walks into a public bathroom and steps up to the urinal. At the next urinal a little man in a green suit and hat steps up, unzips his pants, and whips out an enormous phallus.
The guy looks over, sees this little man in green holding his crank in both hands and says, “holy shit!”
“What, ya never seen a crank this long before laddie? I can give you one, too. I’m a Leprechaun,” says the little man.
“You’re serious, aren’t you?” says the guy.
“Sure, but you have to do something for me before I do,” says the little man, gesturing at the stall.
A minute later, the guy has his pants around his ankles and the little man is standing on the toilet giving him the reaming of his life.
“What’s your name, laddie?” asks the little man.
“AAH! Kevin!”
“And how old are you, Kevin?” asks the little man.
“Shit! I’m twenty-one!”
“Well, Kevin, don’t you think you’re a little old to be believin’ in Leprechauns?”
That’s exactly what Bush just did to most of us with his “tax relief”. Most of us are going to pay a few hundred bucks less, while the very most wealthy people out there are going to pay thousands, or even tens or hundreds of thousands less. Okay, they earned it. Fine.
In the meantime, gas prices are high again. What percentage of your income goes to paying the percentage tax on that gasoline? What percentage of Poppy Bush’s income goes to paying the percentage tax on that gasoline?
Same goes for heating oil, water and electricity, increased taxi and bus fares, the blown suspension on your car that you have replace because you have to drive on shitty roads because transportation funds are being cut. Mark my words: by cutting government services, everyone’s cost of living is going to increase. But that increase will be negligible to the wealthiest people.
Before Ron Reagan came to town, wealthy people were bitching because they were paying fifty percent of their income above a certain dollar amount in taxes while all the rest of us were paying half of that. Well, why the fuck aren’t we middle class folks indignant because we pay twenty percent of our income in flat taxes while wealthy people pay virtually none?
And why aren’t all of you out there livid that this was spoon-fed to you as “relief”?
You don’t still believe in Leprechauns, do you?