Well, that certainly is appalling. Those kids should be in public school learning how to put condoms on bananas, how to do a proper job of fisting, and how gender is just a social construct.
They taught fisting in your school? All we got was Dirty Sanchez class.
I had a moment of idiocy/innocence when I first read the thread title and this is what I pictured. It didn’t last long enough for me 
My parents wouldn’t even sign the release.
I say throw it in another camp.
I think they use eggplants in the inner city.
In my school they called it “soccer”. But I could read between the lines, oh yes.
I thought it was against the rules to use your hands in soccer?
I think they were too busy teaching us about teabagging.
I think that rule only applies to the balls…
That would be a more constructive use of their time, indeed.
Not the banana?
Before you post, do you actively think, “What can I write to assure that nobody ever takes anything I say seriously?” Oh, wait - that would require active thought.
I, also, thought this, and was preparing to post that I would have loved to have gone to that camp. I’m really quite disappointed.
Tea-baggers are nut crazy.
“Jason at Lap-Dance Camp” ?!! This has the makings of the greatest movie ever. Please, write the script.
Darn, then again, my painful feeling of having missed on some totally awesome non-stop action during my student years. Thank you polecat, I already had that feeling for my college years, now I have to have that too for my grade school years. Thank you very much, dude.
The banana is otherwise occupied, with demonstrations of scientific creationism.
Well sure. That a condom fits perfectly onto a banana can’t be just one. big. accident.
I see what you did there.
You can’t explain that.
I dunno. I’m afraid a more fitting title would be “Jason Finally Has Enough.” (Film ends with Jason plodding wearily through a field thick with babekill to the lake, washing off his gory hands in disgust, and going off to look for decent work in a slaughterhouse or something.)