I realize that Number Six was being sarcastic, but several people have posted wondering where it is that teachers get paid $35,000 a year. I’ll tell you where: California.
Two of my sisters are teachers. Both are in their early thirties. My oldest sister has been teaching elementary school for about 10 years, but she had to take a big pay cut 4-5 years ago when she changed districts. She is bilingual (Spanish) but does not have a masters. She makes $49,000/yr.
The other just started as a school teacher about three years ago. Her starting pay was in the low thirties.
My mom works with a woman whose brother (stop me if this sounds like an urban legend) makes nearly $100,000/yr teaching high school band and one community college class at night. He does not work summers.
I just saw an ad in my university paper pushing the teaching profession as a job where you can get a starting salary of $36,000. Another offered a starting salary of $42,000 in a certain district, but it may have required a masters.
Top salaries in certain districts around me reach $76,000, more if you want to teach an extra class above the standard 5 class load.
And of course, add a third to all of these salaries to compensate for the fact that most jobs require 240 days a year, versus 180 for a teacher.
Jokes about underpaid teachers or stories about how teachers leave teaching for positions that pay something after a few years really crack me up. Yeah, of course you’ll get better pay if you leave to be a lawyer. (You’ll also work 80 hrs/wk, 50 wks/yr.) But look at average pay for people with bachelor’s (or even master’s) degrees in the U.S.
Bottom line:
The hypothetical teacher starting at $35,000/yr in Number Six’s OP is making over $32/hr right out of college, with perhaps one or two more extra years of education than the standard college grad. How many of you here could say that?