Not that it really matters, but why would they use stretched flaccid length?
“There’s Only One Correct Way to Measure a Penis”
If stretched flaccid length is comparable to erect length and is easier to determine in a clinical setting, then why wouldn’t researchers use it? Nobody really wants to be handling some rando’s boner, much less waiting around for him to attain what he claims are his correct maximum dimensions.
Yes:
[(length x diameter) + (Weight / Girth)] / Angle of Tip
:dubious: This reminds me of the legendary mathematician named Hall, who has a hexahedronical ball; And the cube of its weight, Times his pecker, plus eight, Is his phone number; give him a call!
Welcome to this Pit thread. You’re in good company, with other human beings so stupid I don’t know how they make it to the bathroom without getting lost.
Which unfortunately is probably going to be true for many of the posters here, and their life plan is to just rot until they are a corpse, as they are too afraid to even try having themselves be cryogenically frozen. Because “there’s no proof it would work” or “it’s really unlikely to work” or some other utterly retarded reason. Since, you know, unproven and unlikely is one thing, while the death rate from Alzheimer’s is a sure thing.
Do you know why you’re so stupid? Because the very set of statements you “quoted” doesn’t mean what you think it does. It’s possible for a person to have caught chlamydia/gonorrhea, notice right away the “burning sensation when I pee”, get a shot in the butt (literally), and you’ll be non transmissive in a couple weeks. And the itching and burning stops in a couple days.
Fun times. So it would then be factually true that you had an STD but no longer have one.
I suggest you follow the right hand wall and just make each turn until you find a bathroom, or if you shit your pants, make sure to summon a nurse.
If I don’t know my ass from my elbow, you probably forget to breathe sometimes.
Not only did you selectively hunt down every cite and study that doesn’t confirm racial differences in dong size, while ignoring the ones that do, but it doesn’t fucking matter for my point. I’m saying that calling someone a peckerwood is no fucking different than calling them a <n word><slur against hispanics><slur against asians>.
Either way you are engaging in hostile conduct solely due to genetic differences beyond their personal control. Good day sir, and fuck you.
NOBODY CALLED YOU A “PECKERWOOD”. NO ONE. They said you had a tiny penis! That is NOT the same as calling you a peckerwood. Peckerwood does NOT mean “tiny penis”, anyways. And whether penis size has anything to do with race, insulting people based on size has NEVER, to my knowledge, been considered a racial slur. Making fun of your dick size != mocking your race. Chances are, the person who said it had no idea what race you are, dumbass.
Besides I found several, scholarly cites, you had one link to an article citing a sex toy company. Who’s being selective? And considering some of the things you’ve said about women here, I wouldn’t talk.
Good god, I really, REALLY hope you’re a troll. Because otherwise, yikes.
Good god, what a thread. I can’t keep up.
This is jump out^
I generally skip his posts because they’re devoid of value but this is the type of stupid lying which Shaggie does (did? I haven’t seen him around lately since his topic ban).
It’s someone projecting what would happen if they were in that situation rather than the reality of getting handjobs for 20 bucks. Or however much handjobs cost these day.
No! If I actually had money, I could get a real looker! For real sex! and, and, and she’s let me go bareback!
But THAT’S NOT ALL! I’D SCORE SOME FREE WEED!!!
For fuck’s sake, if you could afford a $500 fuck, then you supply the weed.
As Guinastasia already pointed out to you, saying that somebody has a small penis or “pecker” has nothing to do with calling them a “peckerwood”.
“Peckerwood” is indeed a racial slur against whites, but
a) it has nothing to do with insinuations about penis size, and
b) nobody in this thread has called you a “peckerwood”.
You’re the one who brought up the racial slur “peckerwood” because you mistakenly believed that it implied an insult about the size of a guy’s “pecker”.
Here’s the thing, nobody here gives a shit about your tiny dick but you. You are SO worried about that the slightest suggestion of such, instead of ignoring it or at least telling them to mind their own business, sends you into a moronic rage with all sorts of moronic twisted logic to equate it with racism. Which really trivializes actual racism. Nobody is getting shot or lynched or put in jail because of their tiny dicks.
Edit: if they are, I’m willing to read a cite and retract if convincing.
Nah, I’m betting that particular misunderstanding was the product of good old-fashioned stupidity, tinged with racism, more than specific insecurity.
See, SamuelA knows that the word “peckerwood” is an anti-white insult used primarily by (Southern) blacks. And he knows the word “pecker” is a slang term for penis. And he has a racist notion that black men have significantly larger penises than white men and consequently sneer at white men for genital inadequacy.
And in his muddled thinking, that adds up to: “peckerwood” must be an anti-white slur specifically implying a small penis.
A small penis which he cant stop worrying about…
Funny thing is, my penis is fine. I know you’ll just claim I’m lying but I’ve hit 7 inches on the ole ruler. Lost a half inch from fat I haven’t finished losing, however. And in no way am I bragging, my dong size is a stat I didn’t earn. (and since everyone will just claim I’m lying, despite the fact that I haven’t lied once in this thread - wolfpup’s quotes are just asspulls, he’s claiming that being potentially mistaken about the technical merits of climate engineering somehow means a “lie” - I will point out that if I did have a small penis, I also didn’t “earn” that either.)
I just think it’s despicable and morally abhorrent to make fun of it and it’s no different than making fun of someone’s skin color.
Also if you check the post history, I have never once claimed I had a small penis, other posters did.
It’s absolutely no different than saying “I think we’ve got a <racial slur for a black man> here, boys! Let’s go tar and feather that uppity <racial slur for a black man>!”
You just can’t see it your asses are so far up in your own hypocrisy.
Anyways, fuck everyone here except for the one or two voices of common sense.
I’ve kinda lost track. This will be my absolute last post to this thread. Good luck with your inevitable deaths from old age.
It looks bigger when it’s inflamed and encrusted with warts.
If you had just ignored the comment or insinuation, or told any of us to mind our own business, I might have believed you. But here’s the thing, you gave it away with your reaction to the perceived insult. But, BUT, here’s the real thing…NOBODY CARES. In actual racism, the racists DO care.
OMG 
I’m fucking DYING over here!
You guys got SamuelA to measure his DICK! :eek:
Having had poison ivy down there (long story) this absolutely true. (The inflamed part, anyway)
Addendum to my previous post. I promised that one would be the last one, but since I meant it at the time, it isn’t a lie.
So by claiming 7 inches I’m claiming a top 15% or so dong. Again, whatever, I know everyone here will just claim I have to be lying. These accusations of endless lying make this thread pointless to continue, so fuck everyone who started such a destructive thread digression.
Anyways, reason it’s relevant is, believe it or not, it makes me feel worse having to pay for it when I have certain…positive qualities.
Hey, maybe looks and dick size aren’t what you should be worried about? Just an idea.
You will be pleased to learn that my previously linked cite contains information on how to minimize the effect of excess body fat on penile measurements:
:dubious: While I don’t support body-shaming in any form—including your own contemptuous attitude toward the physical desirability of women who aren’t barely-post-adolescent “9.5/10s”—it’s pretty ridiculous to suggest that mocking a man for having a small dick is “absolutely no different” from literally calling for a physical assault on a black man.
Good luck with yours, too. Although to be fair, if any of your story about devoting yourself to sex-for-pay relationships that tend to have higher-than-average STI transmission rates and close proximity to the criminal underworld is actually true, you stand a not-inconsiderably-increased chance of dying well before old age can kick in.
Failing early death, however, your likelihood of being any more successful than any of the rest of us in averting death by technological means is statistically indistinguishable from zero.