Technology doesn't work that way - SamuelA's Pit Thread

If I got this right, SamA came back on the same day Jeffrey Epstein got Barred, right?

I’m not sayin’… but I’m definitely not not sayin’, either. :wink:

Given the brothel touts were standing in the middle of the fucking street asking if passerbys wanted to know where “the girls” were at, I suspect the local Kiev police don’t actually give a shit either, whatever the laws say there.

So fuck you.

So you’re saying that Jeffrey Epistein faked his death and is my account? That would make me a billionaire financier who has managed to evade the law in the ultimate way. Also technically more successful than any other poster here, and able to buy the board itself outright. Amusingly this would also mean I could in fact buy the board, have myself promoted to senior moderator, and ban permanently everyone else in this thread. And then the cheetos would be mine.

Let’s be clear: you raised the implications after boasting about travelling for brothels, and raising the idea. Given your history here, I think we accurately tie that idea to your personal, private actions.

No, I have, and will continue to highlight your racism. I don’t give a rats’ ass whose memberhsip card you carry.

That’s the Sammy spirit!

I take this as your substantiated admission that you travel for sex purposes. Brothels are legal in other countries–means nothing for me here. I mock you for your arrogance (and stupidity) in it.

You willing to bet your future employment on that?

I don’t care. It’s probably just a matter of time. Just like here on the SDMB: if you keep dancing in enough minefields, eventually you’ll step on one.

Tripler
Keep ‘em comin’, Sammy! It’s too easy to get under your skin.

It is legal to travel for the purpose of sex, so long as the women are 18 or older. Also it is legal to break the law in other countries, as far as U.S. law is concerned, with rare exceptions. And finally, it is legal, inside the U.S., to travel for the purpose of sex, and to go to a brothel. Literally that is what it means in many cases to “take a trip to Vegas”.

You can safely assume that any man unaccompanied by a woman who went to Vegas at least encountered a hooker, even if they didn’t actually partake. And yes, it’s fucking legal to go to the Netherlands, where any reasonable “investigator” is going to safely assume the person who did this might have fucked hookers in the red light district or smoked the Mary Jane or probably both.

So fuck you. And I’ll make sure to post my Ukrainian travel photos to my facebook page. Also my coworkers all know I went there.

Now, sure, top secret jobs with a polygraph, like you claim to have, yeah, you gotta keep your nose pretty damn clean. Sucks to be you in that respect. (but sure, you have some job security as a result. Just don’t fail the polygraph, remember it’s not a scientifically validated test and it is possible to fail for a crime you didn’t commit.)

I’m sure all the Ukraine and Czech Republic and other country’s visas on my passport will fail me on the SF 86. Good times, and worth it.

I’m sure all the Ukraine and Czech Republic and other country’s stamps on my passport will fail me on the SF 86. Good times, and worth it. Also if I ever import a foreign wife, guess that would be some disqualifying foreign ties, lol. Worth it.

It’s really a mystery as to why you have to pay women to have sex with you.

I know, right? He’s so charming.

I never indicated it wasn’t legal to travel for sex. But once I pointed out that it was illegal to travel for underage sex, you reversed course and distanced yourself from that conversation like a rat from a sinking ship.

I’ve been in and through Las Vegas dozens of times. I can safely assume you haven’t, and you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. (Hint: prostitution is illegal in Clark County). I don’t think you know what any “reasonable investigator” is going to assume either.

Oh noes! A down-on-his-luck li’l snowflake cast more curse words in my general direction! Hey, make sure you post a link here to your Facebook page–if there ain’t pics, it didn’t happen.

I don’t think you know anything about “top secret jobs with a polygraph.” With your grasp of things, you’ll understand if your opinions are set aside like an old jar of moldy mayonnaise that’s been warmed up in the sun.

Yep, you are a winner, aren’t you, you special, special snowflake.

Tripler
Here’s an opportunity for you to tell us how you’ll train your nanobots to make themselves into a sex doll for you.

Huh? There are plenty of Americans imprisoned overseas for breaking the laws of the host country. There are even American service members* in foreign prisons. The United States Department of State is quite clear with its warning to United States citizens that it cannot rescue you from your legal travails overseas. So, I’ll have to go with: You’re still full of it.

Isn’t there some law about crossing state lines for the purpose of having sex with someone under the age of 18? Oh, and brothes aren’t legal in all that many places, nor is prostitution.

*Speaking of American service members, it’s a violation of the Uniform Code of Military Justice to “frequent prostitutes” (frequent here means once or more times). That would tend to negage one’s eligibility for any clearance, let alone a Top Secret.

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has a Temple right there in Las Vegas. I don’t think I’m going out on a limb to say patrons of that temple aren’t prone to visiting hookers.

A quick web search also showed me Las Vegas, Nevada has at least one Roman Catholic monastery and/or convent, and at least one Buddhist outfit of the like. I highly doubt the monks and nuns are there for the hookers either.

I had a Top Secret clearance for decades. Not once have I ever been administered a polygraph examination.

Please proof read your post. Neither this boards rules nor federal law nor the Kiev police have a prohibition against fucking hookers of legal age.

My God!
I’ve been doing Vegas wrong all these times!
I’ve been solicited by prostitutes more in Bridgeport thsn Vegas. I guess that “shows, some nice food, and a little gambling” is a palooka’s vacation.

Monty, were you responding to me, or SamuelA?

'Cause I trust you a helluva lot more than the kid.

Take your own advice, you illiterate schmuck. You clearly typed–and I quoted it for your convenience–that “it is legal to break the law in other countries, as far as U.S. law is concerned, with rare exceptions”. Evidently (you might want to click on that link) “rare exceptions” means “damn near always; hope you don’t mind your extended stay overseas getting a striped suntan”.

I was quoting you because my evidence supports your assertion (read: reality) as opposed to the assertion of the schlemiel.

Just FYI here: My current United States passport (issued just last year) has this nifty bit in the Important Information pages.

ISTM that the US stance on breaking the law overseas is rather clear.

This means you can commit all sorts of offenses in other countries, return to the U.S., and you will not be in trouble with U.S. law.

Now, yeah, if you murder someone, and there’s evidence, that country can ask for and sometimes get extradition. But that’s STILL NOT U.S. LAW PUNISHING YOU!

If you go to North Korea, and commit basically ANY CRIME, and escape, the U.S. ISN’T GOING TO DO SHIT. This is because (1) it’s not against U.S. law to commit MOST crimes in North korea (murder, rape, arson…anything but fucking kids!) (2) The U.S. government is going to almost certainly tell North Korea to pound sand with their extradition request, no matter the evidence.

Now, sure, in reality you’re going to jail in North Korea and they’ll probably kill you. I’m not saying you have the practical ability to do whatever you want and you would have a pretty hard time escaping. But in countries where it’s obviously fucking legal to do certain things, like pay hookers over the age of 18 for sex or smoke weed or do coke, you can pretty much go there and do this all you fucking want. And you won’t be in trouble with that country’s laws, and you can come back to the U.S., brag about it on social media with photos, and fuck all will happen as far as legal consequences.

Oh, and don’t commit acts of piracy. That one’s a special case. High seas piracy, not the digital kind.

Good grief, you’re the very definition of stupid. First off, North Korea is not likely to kill you for violating their law (or pretending that you’ve violated their law). So far, they’ve managed to shoot one South Korean tourist dead and abused one American prisoner to the point where he died quite soon after his repatriation.

Second, if you want someone to know what you mean, fucking say what you mean instead of saying something that is not what you mean, you moron.

Oh, and this bit:

is pure and utter bullshit (you should have that as your user name). Child sex trafficking laws are not the only extraterritorial laws which apply to United States citizens.

Proofread your fucking posts again then. I said U.S. law every time. It’s in your own quote. No shit the North Koreans would kill you, but again, if for whatever reason you somehow escaped, the U.S. would be fine with whatever you had done unless the North Koreans accused you of high seas piracy or abusing children. And, frankly, the U.S. would still probably just assume those jerks are lying and let you off but that’s besides the point.