From the Onion: [Report Finds Troubling Rise In Teen Uranium Enrichment](Report Finds Troubling Rise In Teen Uranium Enrichment)
Meh, I knew this day would come. I remember a PSA years ago with Steve Martin, “Always keep your plutonium behind the counter.”
Watched this, and a few more ONN videos, and got a pleasant surprise – Rachel Maddow congratulating ONN (and “cheerleader/cruel bitch” Brooke Alvarez) on its 5-year anniversary. Funny! “Keep up the good work, you wretched hell-wraith!”