Television episodes that wouldn’t fly today

Inspired by the “songs that wouldn’t fly today” thread, I’m thinking about television episodes that probably would never be made today. For the purpose of this thread, I’m not talking about entire series that would not be made, such as westerns where the theme of every other episode is “the only good injun is a dead injun” (and each bullet shoots 10 of them off their horses and still manages to make a ricochet sound), I mean perfectly “normal” series that would have an occasional episode that is pretty WTF by modern social conventions. (And, I suppose, by “not fly today”, I would have to exclude series that make it a point to push at boundaries as hard as possible, such as Family Guy and South Park.)

A strong example is the episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where Geordi La Forge is kidnapped by a shipful of mentally retarded aliens. Another example is a single episode each of both Andy Griffith and Car 54, Where Are You were based around jokes about Gypsy curses.

So, what other episodes come to mind?

Lots of TV shows from the 50s showed people smoking. In the case of Topper, which was sponsored by Camel Cigarettes, the cast did commercials for the cigarettes while in character.

And, of course The Amos and Andy Show. The TV version had Black actors, but the entire concept is too fraught to be used today.

Number 1 has to be the episode of “Too Close for Comfort” where Monroe gets kidnapped and raped by two fat women.

Pretty much every episode of All in the Family. Archie Bunker’s lovable bigot simply wouldn’t fly today.

Married…with Children’s “The Dance Show” (in which Peg secretly dates a man who turns out to be gay, while Al strikes up a friendship with the man’s husband) was very edgy for its time and actually somewhat tastefully done, except for Al’s closing line, “He was a homo, Peg.”

A whole lot of “Star Trek: the Next Generation” would not go over with a modern-day audience.

I don’t remember the exact titles of the episodes, but there’s the episode in which the Enterprise encounters an all-stereotypically “Afreee-CANNN” culture and Tasha Yar gets kidnapped with the intent of making her a trophy bride.

Then there’s the ep. where Counselor Troi gets impregnated by a miracle child (she was essentially used as an incubator and allowed no consent in the process.)

Crusher and the ghost that that raped all her female ancestors over the course of 500 years.

The gender-less aliens who demonized any members of their race who showed gender characteristics. Ironically, this was TNG’s awkward, fumbling attempt at addressing non-hetero sexuality – and it was just a mess.

For a show that was supposed to be so thoughtful and brainy, it really did not think through a lot of the episode premises.

**TV episodes that wouldn’t fly today **

WKRP’s turkey episode.

As God as my witness, I thought it would.

We have a winner. Of course that didn’t fly when originally aired either, so maybe it does not count.

There’s an episode of Bewitched that was actually based on a script sent to the writers by a school English class (can’t remember whether it was high school or intermediate school), but it’s a pro-civil rights ep where Tabitha has a Black friend, and they are pretending to be sisters. Someone (at a park, or something) tells them they can’t be sisters because they are different colors, so Tabitha creates black and white (or what Crayola of the time would have called “flesh” and “burnt umber”) spots all over them, so they are the same color. There is a brief interlude where the Black girl if turned all-white, and Tabitha is all-Black.

Hilarity ensues.

By the end, an advertising client of Darrin’s confronts the racism in his heart that he had buried very deeply, and was in denial about. It was actually pretty progressive not to make the racist an overt and mean guy. He’s avuncular and just slightly overweening in his attempts to show that he is cool when he misunderstands the situation (the Black friend answers the door before the spots, and the client thinks Darrin is married to a Black woman). But he’s racist nonetheless. SPOILER: He gets better by the end and thanks everyone, and Samantha manages to get the spots reversed, but not after lots of trying to hide them from the friend’s parents.

I think today this would be considered backward, and possibly the color-changing spells a little offensive, but it was very progressive for its time.

Mary Tyler Moore once did an episode, and I am going to spoil the punchline for the whole episode, so if you haven’t seen the one where Rhoda dates Phyllis’ brother, and don’t want it spoiled, DON’T READ FURTHER!

If you don’t know the show, Phyllis hate Rhoda. Phyllis’ brother Ben is coming into town, and despite Phyllis’ massive attempts to set him up with Mary, Ben ends up spending a lot of time with Rhoda. Phyllis is crushed.

At the end of the episode, Rhoda confides in Phyllis that she is not interested in Ben. Phyllis says “Why? He’s smart, he makes a lot of money, he’s handsome, he’s talented–”
Rhoda: “–He’s gay.” Audience roars with laughter. It seems to go on forever. It’s one of the biggest laughs a “reveal” line has ever gotten.
When the laughter starts to die (finally) Phyllis says “Oh thank gawd!” More laughter.

I don’t think this would provoke so much laughter now (gay; big deal), and possibly could backfire since many people are now very sensitive to the idea of outing other people to their families.

The line is the punchline to the whole episode, since it pretty much consists of Rhoda going places with Ben and talking about them, Phyllis trying to redirect Ben to Mary, and having angst attacks when her efforts fail.

It’s still funny in the context of The MTM Show, though because it’s an historical artifact.

I wonder how the episode where Maude gets an abortion would work? She was her own person, and did unpopular things, so she might still do it-- and if she got pregnant, it’s what she do, but maybe the episode just wouldn’t happen. My only hope is that they wouldn’t cop out and have her miscarry before she could actually go ahead with the abortion. Better not to even do the episode.

The episode of One Day at a Time where Ann leaves her boyfriend to chaperone a party for Barbara and Julie, and against Ann’s orders, they have beer at the party. The party gets shut down when the adults figure it out, but no one gets in any real trouble, and they show teens getting really drunk.

I’m not sure what the drinking age in California was in the mid-70s, where the show was written and filmed, and I realize that in much of the country it was 18, but in Indiana, where the show was set, it was 21. However, even in Indiana, underage drinking was kinda pooh-poohed. I was about five years younger than Barbara and Julie, and went to high school in Indiana, and underage drinking by 17- to 20-years-olds was not a big thing even in the early 80s.

Nowadays, on TV, it usually has to end with someone in the hospital for alcohol poisoning, or some other really dire consequence.

I agree with Don Draper: The early TNG episode which would be guaranteed to not work today would be “Code of Honor”, where Yar is kidnapped by a planet of African Stereotypes straight out of a 1930s serial and the whole thing fairly snaps, crackles, and pops with racist stereotyping and Picard Pretension from there. About the only thing they didn’t do was blackface, which meant they got actual Black people to dress up in leopard skins and act like spoiled children.

The two-part episode of Buffalo Bill titled “Jo-Jo’s Problem.” Her “problem” is that she’s pregnant with Bill’s child, and, in the end, gets an abortion. A good part of the second half was she and the others in the station discuss the option, and, at the end, she is content with her choice. It was aired in 1984, but nowadays the idea of someone having an abortion without any ramifications is just not shown.

Wouldn’t that fall under the “push at boundaries” exception?

The social climate isn’t right for the Archie/Mike dichotomy. Besides, Mike was a sort of hippie-- a borderline one, but he tended that way. Not only would Archie not work, but Mike wouldn’t work either.

And I think that the premise of a 20-something living in his father’s-in-law house rent free and being that disrespectful would trigger a lot of people, since a lot of 20-somethings are actually at their parents’ homes because of the economic climate.

Plus, Gloria being in her 20s, married, and not working a full-time job OR going to school would seem very odd. She’s sort of a jr. Edith on the show, helping with the housework and cooking, and I think in later eps has a part-time job of sorts, but she should be pursuing something. Probably an education. If not that, working full-time to support Mike, with the intent that he will support her once he is graduated, and either they will start a family, or she will go to school.

Exactly, and women damned well did that in the early 1980s, too, so not far removed from “All In The Family”'s airdates: That’s how my parents lived when they were first married, as both of them were RNs but my dad went back to school to become a CRNA, and my mom supported him.

So Gloria’s situation was old-fashioned even by the standards of her generation.

Then there’s the Golden Girls episode in which Dorothy’s lesbian friend comes to visit, and when told, at first Blanche thinks she’s Lebanese. Even in the 80s, that kind of ignorance was a stretch. (But of course it becomes pure comedy when Blanche is insulted because the friend has a crush on Rose, and not her.)

And when Blanche’s brother announces he’s gay, super-hip Blanche has a hard time accepting it. In another episode, when he announces he’s marrying his partner, the audience roars with laughter at such a ridiculous idea.

It was ignorance to a shocking degree. Lebanese are from The Lebanon. Lesbians are from Lesbos… which now that I think of it, is not that far from Lebanon.

I would say that almost any 1970s or 1980s mention of homosexuality in an episode would not fly today. Even when the producers were trying for a sympathetic viewpoint, they tended to treat the subject with the usual stereotyping that we reject today. Case in point: Jodie Dallas of Soap. He goes through wanting a sex-change operation, then has a woman try to make him go straight, then agrees to a weekend with another woman (by whom he has a baby), etc. And most of the 70s and 80s programs that dealt with the subject consistently approach it from the viewpoint of the time: something was “wrong” with being homosexual, especially for a man.

Well the 1980’s had GRID/AIDS so there is that big overshadow
The one depiction of homosexuality I saw in MAS*H was actually fairly reasonable, and this was an early episode so 1970’s.

With an episode of “MASH" being a notable exception: “George” shows a gay soldier who is presented as being more normal than most of the regulars on the series, and definitely never even implies he’s transsexual or a transvestite or in any way feminine. Frank is the only one who has a problem with George’s sexuality, and Frank was shown as being wrong for thinking that way. Keep in mind this was second season "MASH”, original airdate February 16, 1974.

Which, of course, leads into your point:

“MAS*H” was set during the Korean War. The idea that there wasn’t anything wrong with being gay was then the province of radical secret gay rights organizations such as the Mattachine Society; at that time, it would have been beyond belief for a pair of doctors to want to keep a gay man in the Army. In fact, homosexuality wasn’t removed from the DSM until right around the time the episode aired, over twenty years after the Korean War ended.

Except that the same joke was used to good effect in Bend It Like Beckham in 2002.