Tell me you don't want this desk

Exactly what I was thinking.

I don’t want that desk. I’ve already got two exactly like it; one is just gathering dust in the garage, and the other one is taking up WAY more space in my daughter’s bedroom than she’s comfortable with (although she does enjoy hiding her back issues of Seventeen magazine in the secret compartments).

If I had two, I’d turn one into an ironing board.

Nothing, unless it has a built in scale.:stuck_out_tongue:

I’ll keep my drawer-less glass and black metal desk, thanks. I’m not a big fan of drawers. I don’t even own a proper dresser. I prefer bins.

I don’t want that desk.

Now, call me when there’s a desk that turns into Optimus Prime, that one I’ll take.

I like the concept, but it’s way too gaudy.

It’s grossly impractical, but I like pushing buttons and it would make me feel like I’m living in a Harry Potter novel.

The secret passage in your home is there for your nieces and nephews (and their dog) to discover when they are visiting during summer holidays.

Yeah, “James Bond movie” was my thought as well. Either Q would show it off to Bond, or it would be the villain’s desk and Bond would have to frantically search the thing without getting caught.

I don’t want the desk

No way, that thing is hideous. Far too ornate and oversized- functionality over flamboyance is my preference. Besides which, how on earth would you decorate the room around that thing if you don’t already live in a castle with all the matching baroque trappings? My computer, not Louis XIV, lives on my desk.

Still don’t want the desk

I’m pretty sure I saw that desk in National Treasure.:wink:
I’m going to steal that desk and replace it with a cheap copy made by IKEA.

interesting to look at, so thanks for posting it.

Der Trihs was right, that there is a villain’s desk.

Nice, but they left out the cuckoo clock, playing songs from The Sound of Music.

Now, THAT would be classy. :slight_smile:

It does have that spiffy rotating niche for a ‘holy icon’ on top. You could put something in there. :stuck_out_tongue:

It’s beautiful but not functional. At least for me.
The desk is something you’d show off to friends, not use.
I wonder how much it costs?

Problem is there’s really no place to put your weed.

People would probably object when I needed to drill a hole for my computer power and network cables.