It’s probably cheating for me to play (cosmology grad student), but I love ruining a bell curve.
So, the true beginning is still very unknown by anyone on the planet Earth. However, we do know that there was one. The very confirmed results of General Relativity, and the observation of the continued expansion of the Universe, force us to conclude that at a point in time about 13.7 billion years ago all of the Universe existed as an object of size less than the Planck length. That object contained everything - space and time, matter and energy. Dark matter and dark energy. It still does contain everything, because what it did was not so much explode as vastly expand. The leading theory as to why this happened has to do with quantum fluctuations of something called the inflaton field. The inflaton field, much like the ambient gravitational field, has its own energy level. The beginning of the Universe, inflation, was when the inflaton field suddenly tunneled to a lower energy state. Parlance for this is that the Universe transitioned from a false vacuum to a true vacuum (ours [discussion still continues as to whether or not our vacuum is yet another false vacuum]).
During inflation, the Universe expanded exponentially, and parts of it were traveling faster than the speed of light relative to other parts (this is ok, since GR says nothing about the relative expansion of spacetime). That solves a number of previously intractable cosmological problems, such as why different parts of the visible Universe are almost exactly the same temperature, and why the Universe appears to be very nearly flat. But the separation of regions in this fashion introduces discontinuities. Regions outside our visible universe may have vacuum of a different “polarity” than ours. In between are anomalies, like cosmic strings, magnetic monopoles, and domain walls. Analysis of the physics of these entities is ongoing.
After inflation ended (which only took a few seconds), there was a “reheating”. The energy of the expansion of inflation smoothly exited into particle showers, creating much of the matter and energy that exist today. Thus it was that other quantities came to dominate the energy density of the Universe: dark energy, dark matter, ordinary matter, radiation, and the spacetime curvature. At first, radiation was dominant, and it was too hot to form baryons like protons and neutrons. It was a quark-gluon plasma, with the leptons (like electrons) thrown in to taste. Cooling happened, and nuclei formed, but everything was still ionized. About 300,000 years after the reheating, it was cool enough for atoms to form, and the nascent Universe became mostly transparent to light. It was at this point that the “surface of last scattering” emitted its light rays. We see it today as the Cosmic Microwave Background, and it has been the single most influential scientific discovery in human history.
Some time later, matter and dark matter began to clump, and dominate the energy density of the Universe. Black holes and galaxies formed through processes that are not well understood. This period constitutes most of the history of the Universe that has occurred so far. About one billion years ago, matter dominance gave way to dark energy dominance, and the expansion of the Universe began to accelerate once more. Save a further radical reworking of our understanding of cosmology, as a result of this we know that the Universe will end not in a bang but in a whimper: everything will expand forever, and lone galaxies will be island universes unto themselves. Cold, dead bastions of the heat and light that once warmed the cosmos will be as dead dusty husks of their former selves.
Have a nice day!