Ten Best Game Shows Ever

Millionaire could have been (and still is in some areas of the world). I’d change three things about it to make it a U.S. ratings juggernaut again:
1: Those first few questions (“Men seldom make passes at girls who wear what? A- glasses B- leg braces C- colostomy bags D- dead raccoons”)- get rid of 'em. I understand that it’s mainly to give the person a chance to get comfortable in the seat and all, but if you want to keep it edit it- show them all in 30 seconds or less.

  1. OPEN BACK UP THE 1-800 CONTESTANT NUMBERS! People watch because they want to play. Even if you only accept 1% of 1% of 1% of the people who call will ever make it on the show, it’s this that keeps them interested.

  2. Add “30 second Google” to the lifelines.

How about the wierdest one of all time.

Chuck Barris’ 1970s-era “Treasure Hunt” with “bonded securtiy agent” Emil Otori and hosted by the creepy Goeff Edwards.

Does anyone remember a game show called “The Krypton Factor”? IIRC, the purpose was to find the “ultimate human.” It had stages that included general knowledge, math and language skills, memory tests, hand-eye coordination and physical strength.

I loved it, but then I was only 9 at the time.

I can name that [del]tune[/del] show in 3 notes!

Name That Tune!

StG

Yep, and another blast from the past, who remembers Almost Anything Goes. It started out by having different teams from different towns in the same state compete against each other in a bunch of bizarre stunts.

Then later it became All Star Almost Anything Goes and featured teams from different TV programs.

Man, SNL missed a golden opportunity there. Of course, no one my age would get Celebrity High Rollers while of course we all got Celebrity Jeopardy!.

Jeopardy! is the best, hands-down. I watch two episodes of it every day (there’s an old rerun on the Game Show Network), and I’m still not sick of it. There is no other TV show, period, that I can watch that much without getting surfeited.

Family Feud was way ahead of its time in the weird irony involved in all of it; Richard Dawson was more social critic than emcee in the way he’d play the role of the genteel suitor, kissing hands and playing interested as an entire family went bonkers onstage because they’d just won seventy-six dollars.

The entire premise of Family Feud was incredibly surreal: The families would pose at the beginning, as if for an old daguerrotype family photo, then leap into action accompanied by some kind of crazed, “old-timey” hillbilly fiddle music, like the most wretched excess of Hee-Haw. Once the game had begun and all family members had been introduced (“This is my nephew Ben. He sells plumbing.”), the families were rewarded, not for coming up with correct answers, but for giving answers the most like what the “survey says.”

I.e., families were rewarded for being so “average” that their answers would most closely approximate the general results of a survey. It was like an exercise in Orwellian Darwinism, if that makes sense.

Another groundbreaking show that deserves mention, and the first one I can think of that really went crazy with flouting (and thereby exposing) the conventions of the genre, was Remote Control on MTV. Remember? With Colin Quinn as the sidekick? That was some crazy, brilliant stuff, with the “Dead or Alive?” category and the chairs that would fling the losers up and backward through the wall, where they appeared to be eaten by ghouls. That was the predecessor to Distraction, and the short-lived but wonderful You Don’t Know Jack, and Fear Factor, and even Survivor (which, as PeterWiggen rightly points out, is a game show too).

The Japanese were way ahead of us Westerners in all this stuff, though; when I lived there back in the '80s, they already had shows that we would today call “reality shows,” on which people had to eat disgusting things and do terrifying, dangerous stunts and humiliate themselves in public. (At least that’s what I assume was going on; I would watch them sometimes, but I didn’t speak Japanese.)

Yeah, I’ve probably spent too much time thinking about this stuff.

I loved Remote Control! It also had a pre-SNL Adam Sandler as cousin Stickpin the thug. IIRC, the category you mentioned was actually “Dead or Canadian?” “Yvonne DiCarlo: Dead or Canadian?”

Unfortunately, the shows here are just so tame now, it’s boring as hell. Even just a few years ago, there were semi-pornographic ones in the middle of the afternoon (and really pornographic ones late at night!), and now there’s nothing but occasional re-runs of Survivor and Temptation Island.

Tic Tac Dough might have been interesting if the questions weren’t so insultingly easy.

Millionaire was so dull, I can’t understand why anyone liked it. All the out-loud agonizing about the right answer, Jesus! If you know the answer, say it. If you don’t, sitting and yammering about it for five minutes is BORING. Use a lifeline or take the consolation money, but GET ON WITH IT!

Press Your Luck is perhaps the single most irritating game show in the history of television. “Big Bucks, Big Bucks, No Whammys!” SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Love Connection, The Dating Game, The Newlywed Game, all of those types of shows are so incredibly tiresome. The only dating-type show that’s any good is Blind Date.

I agree with everyone who gave props to the old panel shows like What’s My Line. The Name’s The Same is another good one that GSN used to show. I wish GSN would bring back more of the old b/w shows and not relegate them to 3 AM. I’d love to see You Bet Your Life again; I have fond memories of catching it semi-regularly on IIRC WGN when I was growing up. I wish they’d bring back Scrabble as part of their Woolery worship too.

It was both.

It didn’t last very long, but I enjoyed “Win, Lose, or Draw.”

I’m only the fan of Match Game 76, 77 etc.? Yes, I realize it’s politically incorrect and some of the questions were too topical to do well in reruns, but it’s still a good, dumb show, with good, dumb, double-entendres. I particularly remember an episode where the audience survey question was “Oral _____”. The most common answer was, of course, “hygiene”.

CJ

How about Scrabble?

jackelope – amazing analysis of Family Feud – you’ve really seen into the dark heart of a show I watched avidly, without ever knowing quite why.

No love for Pitfall? :smiley:

This was one of my favourite things about staying home from school. Loved it. And I look back on it now, and can’t for the life of me think WHY. I guess I just loved watching those platforms go up and down. (I was excited by the sliding doors on Star Trek, too…nascent automation fetish, I suppose).

Oh, and who remembers Ed Grimley auditioning for Wheel of fortune [/slight hijack]?

I remember a kid’s gameshow from the 70’s. There was a giant gameboard and the contestants moved along the board. I loved the show but can’t rmember the host or the name of the game. Help!

A couple of us mentioned Match Game, if you look carefully. :wink:

Double Dare

I saw Starcade recently on G4TV.

You Bet Your Life Who cares about the game, just listen to Groucho.

Let’s Make a Deal The original version with Monty and the miniskirted Carol Merrill. Loved the contestants’ costumes.

Everything Goes From the early days of Playboy Channel / Escapade. Male vs. female, loser got down to a g string. Sometimes the winner would too, just to be a good sport.

Greed Might have been the hardest show to get the top prize.

What’s My Line

Jeopardy Though it was better in the Art Fleming days. No silly video questions and the contestants’ podiums looked nicer.

Weakest Link Anne was everybody’s schoolmarm from hell. But interesting strategy and a nice mix of questions.

I loved Greed. I thought it was MUCH better than Millionaire. I liked the multi-part answers.

I’ve always been a big game show fan. I used to tell people I wanted to be a game show host.

Jeopardy is far and away the best ever. But there are some other gems.

I always enjoyed Sale of the Century for some reason.

The Joker’s Wild was enjoyable, though I often confused it with Card Sharks which I enjoyed as well.

One show I enjoyed as a kid was Double Dare.