Terrible service / terrible food

[jayjay]

@Folly

…and such small portions!

I just wanted to note that this^ right here is the only reason I even opened the thread, and Folly ninjaed me…

[Shodan]

@Staggerlee

I assume ‘Smack’ isn’t slang for Heroin in the US, then?

I’d think twice about taking my mother to a venue of that name…

They have a very loyal customer base. And the first meal is free!

Regards,
Shodan

[purplehorseshoe]

@Staggerlee

I assume ‘Smack’ isn’t slang for Heroin in the US, then?

I’d think twice about taking my mother to a venue of that name…

No, it’s slang for the Big H over here, too.

[Duckster]

@Boyo_Jim

Maybe being the top rated Thai restaurant in your town is like being the finest ballerina in Idaho.

+1 +2. Had to think a bit on that one. Plus one on artistry. Plus two on technical merit.

[Boyo_Jim]

@Duckster

+1 +2. Had to think a bit on that one. Plus one on artistry. Plus two on technical merit.

I’m in town all week, folks!

[OffByOne]

@Kimballkid

Smack has many meanings.

I smack my lips at the thought of smacking you across the face for injecting smack.

You’re just talking smack.

[gigi]

@Folly

…and such small portions!

How did you find your steak?

I just lifted up a potato chip and there it was!

[donkeyoatey]

@Shodan

We took the Lovely and Talented Mrs. Shodan out for Mother’s Day, to a new restaurant. My food was over cooked, I asked about a beer on the menu and the server gave a completely non-sequitur answer, my daughter never did get any silverware, and then the server disappeared and never returned. My son tracked down the manager and asked for a box for our leftovers. Nothing. I went and asked - he treated it as if it were a complete novelty. It was my son’s treat, so he decided on the tip, but I suspect it close to zero.

This was four o’clock in the afternoon, and the place was not exactly packed. I doubt we will be back.

Regards,
Shodan

Maybe you failed to give anyone your regards.
Regards,
Don’t mean a thing(especially sarcasm)