Autocorrect, it should read “test”.

Does that mean your test failed?

Heh, he said “test tees”.

Maybe he thought we’d be tickled.

testes, testes
1, 2


And no my test passed.

My doctor is concerned, one of my testes is larger than the other two.

Which reminds me of the locker room joke, the punch line of which is, “Well, you’d better have four of them yourself!”

If you are particular about this test, does it mean you are testicular?

Ok, to clarify… I was looking at the number of total threads per forum and my intuition told me it was off. So I started another thread to see if it bumped the count by one. It did. The test - tees thing was a mistake. Autocorrect thinks I’m a perv. You would really laugh at my other examples.

You know, the vast majority of men have more than the average number of testicles.

You know who else didn’t, right?


The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants.

The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. “Aha!” mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. “Aha!” said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the rightside… then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.

The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.

The doctor said, “How does that feel now?”

The midget replied, “Perfect Doc, and I didn’t even feel it. What did you do?”

The doctor replied, “I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.”

You know how to tell if a woman is ticklish, don’t you?

See Post #5.