Texas Solves All Major Social Problems

Texas does some stupid, vile shit like the recent anti-homosexual legislation in regards to marriage and foster parenting. But I don’t have a problem with them not wanting minor, public school cheer leaders / dance teams acting like a bunch of dancers in a Christina Aguilera video. Now if they went after pro cheer leaders or dance teams, then I’d be complaining like the rest of you.

Now, now! I think it’s safe to say that this is a *bi-*partisan effort to monitor the sexul conduct of nubile teenaged wimmins.

Those cheerleader uniforms totally objectify young women as sexual objects, and have to come off, and if the cheerleaders refuse to take them off, then law enforcement officials must cuff them and take them to jail.

And of course, concerned citizens of every stripe must be there to document such activities; ya know, for the public good, so that nothing is concealed.

The rampant lesbianism in Oklahoma and Texas high schools is a fact beyond quibble! I am in possession of videotaped evidence that leaves no doubt, none whatsoever, at the appalling prevalence of same! I am willing to share such evidence with other concerned citizens who possess the stern moral fiber needful to view such evidence and act accordingly!

You will understand, I am sure, that I am ever wary of the despised agents of secular humanism and assassins from the Homintern. Though I should like to provide this evidence freely and without hindrance, I am forced to require a donation of $59.95 (US), cash or money order only, please.

Is that what all the girls would tell you when you asked for a date? That they’re lesbians?

My favorite part is what I read in the yahoo article on it:

Looks like somebody finally figured out where babies come from!

Susan

Yuh-huh. I’ll bet most of the fathers absolutely, utterly, completely, POINT BLANK don’t want to catch sight of a shapely eighteen year-old girl in a tight costume bringing her milkshakes very much to their yard.

Maybe the Texas legislator was inspired by the San Jose State cheerleading incident.
Dunno what that bit about sports officials wanting “more hair” is supposed to signify…

Cheerleaders?

I’m dumbfounded. I had been led to believe, based on broadcasts of Dallas Cowboys games and that famed documentary, Debbie Does Dallas, that sexy cheerleading was as big a part of Texas football as undertable gifts to star players from the alumni.

I dunno. Seems to me that it’s like Ashcroft’s “we know bad porn when we see it” task force and we had, what, five guys whose only job was to surf for “bad porn” so that action could be taken.

Sounds to me like some people get their dream jobs. I wonder if you get your own cubicle?

Besides, it’s just a matter of some “legislators” getting to oogle high school girls in skimpy outfits.

I’d volunteer, but then I’d be a pervert.

-Joe, volunteers

Yeah, having underaged girls dancing around suggestively in skimpy outfits, what’s not to like?

“Who wants to help me hold the special pen?”

Dirty old men sux :rolleyes:

You’re just jealous that nobody’s asked you to hold the special pen.

I’m sure your pen is old, dried up and out of ink… thats why your sitting around talking about… yep, dirty old men sux.

That’s only because you’re a hideous hag who doesn’t swallow. Now, if you were some hot young cheerleader, you’d find that I had a throbbing member that was more than you could handle.

No, dirty old men lick. Dirty old wimmin’ sux. Get it right, my little brat. :stuck_out_tongue:

Who you callin’ old?

And for the record, I lick, nibble, probe, and suck. Make a note of it.

And a 10 year old who logs onto a message board that offers as much as this one does, & who uses it to post something as weak as this is pathetic.
HERE! THIS site is more your speed, little girl.
:wally

Are you trying to convince us that you trully ARE a brat. You know, just because it’s in your username, doesn’t mean that you have to only post as a brat. It would be like me only posting about incest and trailerparks.

Oh, and welcome.