The whole Dick Cheney hunting accident thing was just a field test for this, wasn’t it?
Mental Images–a small child, dressed as Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer runs along a rural road, on her way to the Xmas Pagent, little suspecting that Dead-Eye (literally) Dick is lying in wait behind his Hunting Blind (literally), just round the bend (literally)…and Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer goes down (literally) in His-Tor-EEEEEEEeee…!
This is a serious issue here. Somebody has to shoot those damn deer otherwise they get into everything. Why not let some folks who otherwise would never get a chance to become involved in such an important community service give it a shot?