Kenny: Wuh whkk hrrls hwh hwgg hwjunas. Wuh whkk hrrls hwh bhg hwll tteez.
Arseface: Kuhh? Uhh yuhh muh lonhhh-lohhhh bruhuhh? Yuhh suhhh luhh muh!
Any adult in a Peanuts cartoon: Blat honk honk honk blat.
Snoopy: growly sounds
Cousin Itt: Meepple meeple meeple.
Harpo: Honk. Whistle, whistle. Honk.
Teller:
Marcel Marceau (except in Silent Movie:
Mr. Hom:
The Mynah Bird:
Frankenstein’s monster (original Boris Karloff movie): Rrrrrrr.
Silvester: Thuffering Thuccotash! I’m in Thchenectady!
Witch Doctor: Ooh eee ooh ah ah. Ting tang Walla Walla bing bang.
Gabby Johnson: Golsarn whippersnappin goshfalutin rinkitydink (Interesting idea for a thread)
R2D2: beeeeee boop chirp (Gabby Johnson’s right)
Ling Ling: Osaka yokohama kyoto sapparo (And I challenge everyone here to battle)
Chicken farmer from Napoleon Dynamite, with mouth full of sandwich: Mmph vat fldhh vr rrrr ah fumd sumph Shuhshunph effhnghh. (I was bummed the day that I figured out what that actually meant. It was funnier when it made no sense whatsoever.)
Hank from Father of the Bride: Shaven de haven! (His translator was the equally unintelligible Frank)
Tony Shalhoub’s taxi driver in Quick Change:** Bleftoni! honk honk
The Wizard of Id: Frammin’ on the zim-zam, frippin’ at the krotz!
James Brown: [???] (See also The Pogues)
Buckwheat: See wans, tice, fee tines a mady . . .
Thing:
Lurch: Urr-RRR-rr. Okay, could be Frankenstein, too. But not Tonto.
Road Runner: Mee Meep!!
Generic California Dude: Duuuuude. Dude duude dude dude, dude.
It’s spelled ‘Raymond Luxury Yacht,’ but it’s pronounced ‘Throatwobbler Mangrove.’
Two movies with absolutley no intelligable dialogue:
Caveman
Quest For Fire
[sub]A Streetcar Named Desire
Giant
I keed, I keed[/sub]
The monster from **Young Frankenstien ** (That’s Frahnensteen!): Uhhhen Uhn Uh Ehhhhhh!
Chianna (from “Farscape”): “Frill!”
Grog (from ''B.C."): “Grog!”
Morn (from “Deep Space Nine”):"…"
Godzilla (needs no introduction): “AAAEEEYYYYNNNNNNGGGHHHHHHH!!!”
Larry’s brother Darryl, and Larry’s other brother Darryl (from “Newhart”):"…"
Pink Lady (from “Pink Lady & Jeff”): “Oh meestah Jeff! Tee-hee hee hee! Ah tee hee hee! Teh-hee-hee-hee-hee!”
Marlon Brando (from “the Godfather”):
mumble mumble mumble my boy mumble mumble mumble…
Hank Hill, Dale Gribble, and Boomhauer: Yep.
Rufus The Naked Mole Rat: Ree-a nya-ree-now!
Whenever this roundtable is adjourned, I vote that everyone participates in a singalong of “Louie, Louie.” Take that, Kingsmen!
"Alakandola bemoandatu doggiedoggie goba!"
I’ll bet $10 that nobody can identify the author or book this came from. (Hint: It was a collection of semi-surrealist humor essays.)
Dwarven drinking song: Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold{}
(I think I got two verses mixed up there)
My hovercraft is full of eels!