Shouldn’t that be Sausage and Anklebiter ?
Why does a Chow drive up one’s insurance rate. Are they known pyromaniacs?
“The Chow, pyromaniacs of the dog world…”
You guys mock, but think of all the dogs every day who are specifically chosen because they’ll one day save the owner’s life. Do they ever get in the news? No.
What he was doing in my insurance rate, I’ll never know!
They only light fires so they can “rescue” their owners and get treated like a hero. Don’t give them the attention.
Well, yeah. That too I suppose.
They are also helpful in situations like this: Python takes on Bunny
What is your automobile’s name? 
Cat.
I named the cat Car just to confuse them both.
Dave Barry wrote an article on Lassie, and wondered how that family actually managed to *farm *anything, since they were constantly falling down wells, or getting pinned under their own tractors. He concluded that they must live on farm subsidies, that Lassie filled out the paperwork for…