I did everything you told me to do and my life has improved about 1000-fold. You are a wonderful person and an awesome doper. I will undoubtedly be singing your praises for the rest of my life (wow, that sounded creepy stalkerish :D).
Dealing with the IRS was not nearly as painful (or expensive) as I was expecting but I wouldn’t have had a clue where to start without your help. Knowing me the way I do, without clear-cut instructions, I probably would have delayed even longer, leading to even more penalties and interest. As it turns out, I owe far less than what I expected and I will be able to easily pay it off before the end of the month!
So, thank you more than I can possibly say. I could have said this in a PM but I wanted everyone else to know how awesome you are too.