Hey! You guys are hijacking my inaugural pitting. This thread is supposed to be about me, Sam Stone. You know, how I eat babies, fondle my Dick Cheney action figure, and kneel at the altar of the neo-cons.
Your petty squabblings do not interest me!
Of course it would! (if you take the W out of better…damn my typing)
Back to your scheduled pitting now.
You suck Sam ;). Better?
Poor Sam. He finally gets a pitting and it’s just some lame shit from the king of lame, rjung. Oh, well…give it time, Sam. Some day the big boys will take note of you. Just be patient.
ouch! So true, I have to bow for your superior logic!
And the perfect poster for your upcoming election: “Vote Labour! Liberal twats are better than conservative dicks.” I promise you a landfall! Mind you, you’d have to do considerable better than Helen least-kissable-woman Clark – Prime Twat she may be yet, prime twat she’s not.
On topic: Sam Stone you stupid little beaver head. What’re you doing here anyway?! Don’t you have some trees to cut down with your lumberjack friends – or are you all busy trying on your bras and suspenders?
Heh! Helen is Mrs Charisma compared to Mr Bland…oops Brash (he’s only brash in name). And how did you find out the secret Labour slogan all the way up there? Of course it will work! Twats rule the world after all!
I would rather kiss Helen then Don, of course that’s the same as saying I would rather kiss arse then shit though (I think I smell a disgruntled ex-Kiwi…ok so maybe not but there is a kiwi connection somewhere! No one knows or cares that much about us if we didn’t have our claws in them at some point)
SORRY SAM! (it was his fault, he bought the Prime Twat into this)
I had alll the beavers killed because they were harshing my mellow.
That was just after I got back from paving over ANWR.
Gotta admit, the bras and suspenders thing whooshed me.
Think lumberjacks, think pythons. Think of never wanting to have been in such a shambolic scene anyway…
You havn’t seen NZ’s Prime Twat have you? I think Rune may still be swooning after her 
That woman never saw a womanly thing ever
Monty Python.
Yeah, yeah. Google Helen Clark. I dare you
May be I should go have my head examined, because insanity strikes without warning. How about we all go have our heads examined? It’s more fun that way. Hey, rjung, you wanna come along? Just to keep company, you know…
Don’t go getting all reasonable on me, DtC, it’ll shake the foundations of consistancy upon which the world rests. I’m talking cats and dogs, living together, MASS HYSTERIA! 
Okay. Got 5 examples of the left doing that? 3? 1? Anything?
On my monitor, there was a line break between “Dick” and “Cheney.”
Raised my eyebrow on the first pass, I can tell you.
Damn. The Republicans are obviously out for the subliminal vote:
Dick? Bush?
Let me get this straight. You’re demonstrably wrong about something, but won’t offer up a simple neutral apology for your actions because of your feelings about the other guy?
Wow.
There’s a lesson to pass along to your kid. :wally
So those on the left are absolute angels who only live and breath to help the downtrodden? And have never, even once, done anything to further their agenda by obfuscating, distorting, and flat out lying? Noted. You perfect, perfect people. Why do you even bother going to message boards where those less-than-perfect may be found? :rolleyes:
I feel the same way. And I’m a liberal.
Yer a dick, rjung.
Gotta agree with Miller.
I am also hoping Bush wins, both because he will be infinitely better for the country than an empty suit like Kerry, and because I look forward with considerable eagerness to weeks of entertainment from the record number of meltdowns.
Oh yes, and rjung is a dolt, but that goes almost without saying.
Regards,
Shodan
Hamster killer!! :eek: