I share your pain. A low-life fucking worthless piece of offal, apparently believing itself to be a human being, stole my Camaro whilst I was at sea.
Of course, this wasn’t good enough. Said offal just had to strip the car and abandon it in a “No Parking” zone.
Yes, you guessed it. I got stuck with about $300.00 in parking tickets that, yes, I had to pay because, get this, the date on the freaking stolen car report was after the date on the damn tickets!
Well, the coppers did find the car and tow it (yep, “No Parking” zone was also a “Tow Away” zone, that’s why the tickets were so expensive) to the impound lot. Sweet deal is that I had to either (a) pay for the storage fees, which were a couple of weeks worth, or (b) sign the vehicle over to the county. I chose (b).
Next thing you know, some other low life offal, again believing itself to be a human being, buys the car and abandons it, after stripping what the first offal ignored, in yet another “Tow Away” zone. I get a freaking parking/towing ticket in the mail.
Luckily, my Division Officer on the CARL VINSON not only gave me the day off as Special Liberty (so I didn’t have to burn leave time) he also wrote out his opinion of the whole incident. I didn’t have to pay for the second offal’s stunt. But, yes, I’m still peeved at the first one’s. And, yes, I’m very happy I no longer live in or near Alameda, CA.