Let me tell you all the wonderful holiday I’m having. Then you can go enjoy the terrors of your families or whatever in a much happier mood. Warning, not all is pleasant. Do not read while eating.
I caught some sort of intestinal bug last Sunday. Got weak and fevery. Spiked a temperature of 102.4 deg F before it came down. Bad case of shivers hiding in sweats under three layers of covers with a heating pad and taking Tylenol. Then the chill would break and I’d be sweating. Sunday night had diarrhea kick in. Start getting cramps in colon. Mean, nasty cramps. Mon morning called doc’s office and got an afternoon apointment, called in sick to work. Doc checked me out, gave me something for the “spasms”, sent me home, told me stay in bed a couple days, get plenty of clear fluids, and when you feel like eating, stick to carbohydrates - no meat, no veggies, etc. Look out for worsening symptoms as described. Went home. By the way, drove myself.
Next thing one of the worsening symptoms showed up - blood in the stool. First it was bright red, just a tinge, then got progressively darker. I called in the 24 hr number, got the doc on call, described conditions. He didn’t think it was life-threatening, call back in the morning and we may have to do some tests. Joy.
Make it through another night. I can’t sleep for more than an hour at a time because my colon shifts and I have to make a trip to the toilet. I keep taking Tylenol for the fever and washing it down with water, but I can’t drink much because it leaves me feeling bloated. I tried some Powerade, but didn’t settle well. Tried some hot tea, ditto. Managed to eat a piece of bread for no good reason I can think of. Read a bunch. Watched some TV.
Tuesday arrives. Call doc’s office, leave message for the nurse to call me back. Go back to sleep. Manage to sleep some through the day, then check, no returned call. I leave another message. Sleep more, no response. Tuesday goes by, into Tuesday night. TV, read more, stay inside resting and not eating. Cramps subside a little, diarrhea tapers off, blood disappearing. Mostly because there’s nothing inside to pass through.
Today get 8 am phone call from nurse. Finally. Calls in a prescription to a pharmacy, but says I may not need it if the blood is gone anyway. Thanks. Today I feel a little better, but still weak, still a little off in the gut. Manage to go get some food and buy toilet paper. Rented a couple movies.
I still don’t feel great. Had to cancel my holiday plans. Was going to go visit my sister, now I’ll be alone in my apartment not eating turkey, dressing, sweet potatoes, and pumpkin pie.
I hope you feel better.