Ok,
It is 2014. The big rock QQ47 is going to hit Earth, but no one really knows where. Most of us are running for cover, but I am staying put. This rock supposedly has the impact power of 20 million Hiroshima bombs. Or the power of the flactulence of a bunch of rednecks after a Texas Chili cookoff and Mexican food buffet.
For the sake of argument, how far away would I have to live from the impact to not have the impact affect mein any initial way? If I lived in Omaha Nebraska, and the big stone hits Siberia, or the Falkland Islands, would it affect my safety at all? If we find out, maybe by 2008-2010 that Big Daddyis coming, can we build fallout shelters to save ourselves? If Big Daddy was known by the upper levels of our government (or any government) to come regardless, would they even announce it to the public before its too late, to prevent a panic the human race has never seen, just to gamble that the rock will fall in the middle of the South Atlantic or Indian Ocean and not Omaha where I live?
Options:
Middle of the Pacific Ocean- Let’s say this thing drops right on Honolulu. How far will the title wave go? Will it drown Alaska, San Francisco, Taiwan, and Japan?
Middle of the Indian Ocean-Pretty safe, only take out the Maldives, Sri Lanka, maybe south India, Madagascar. Best spot to drop the thing.
South Atlantic-Falls on uninhabited Bouvet Island in the South Atlantic.
Middle East-How can I put this delicately that if this rock slammed in the Middle East region, that this might be a good thing in terms of world peace?
North Pole-If this rock hits the north pole, will it melt the ice caps? maybe someone can explain the correlation between impact and heat, except for the fact that any object entering our atmosphere gets hot due to gravity, so the human race will be dealing with a hot assed rock. We can say goodbye to coastlines, especially Florida, the Netherlands and Bangladesh.
If, the rock hits California and nails the San Andreas fault, will it cause “The big one” that destroys San Francisco, LA and the California coast?
If it dropped on Mississippi, will it really only do $4.12 worth of damage?
If this thing drops on Omaha, how far is the “kill zone” from the epicenter out? I would think that instead of radiation, that dust will choke any initial survivors.
Lastly, is there any valuable minerals like uranium, gold, zinc, silver or whatnot that would interest President Cheney? That’s if God does not take mercy on the human race and drops it on the Middle east?
If it does fall in 2014, I will be at home somewhere, smoking a joint watching CNN with a “Beam me up Scotty” T-shirt on.