That Citi Rock Climbing Commercial

[R.P.McMurphy]

@johnny4mac

Personally I like the followup commercial. You know, the one where the boyfriend that is climbing up behind her finally reaches the top of the rock and buries his face deep into her sweaty ass crack!

And then she turned around . . .

[CookingWithGas]

@johnny4mac

Personally I like the followup commercial.

You joined this group just to post that?

[johnny4mac]

@CookingWithGas

You joined this group just to post that?

I felt it was important to share my thoughts on the situation. I do like this commercial, but I like the sequel even better. You know, the one where her boyfriend finally reaches the top of the rock only to find his face buried in her sweaty ass crack. She wiggles and wiggles her hips until he lets go and falls!

[Washoe]

A properly placed chock in said ass crack would prevent that.

[Arnold_Winkelried]

@The_Niply_Elder

Ok I asked for a sensible explanation before, but now we’re up to 28000 views in this thread. The topic is not that interesting, and the views start to rival sticky threads. wTF. Are there bots scanning this thread because it’s related to Citi?

I would guess that someone posted a link to this thread on a popular website, like maybe in one of the discussions that made it to the front page of a site like reddit.

[johnny4mac]

@Arnold_Winkelried

I would guess that someone posted a link to this thread on a popular website, like maybe in one of the discussions that made it to the front page of a site like reddit.

I think it’s more likely that many individuals such as myself are intrigued by the thought of what occurred mere moments after the end of the commercial. The boyfriend, his face buried deeply in her sweaty, well toned, rock climbing ass crack, is unable to breate at all through his mouth or nose. He unhinges his jaw and finds that he is able to suck in just enough air through the bottom of his mouth to avoid suffocation.

[Colibri]

@johnny4mac

Personally I like the followup commercial. You know, the one where the boyfriend that is climbing up behind her finally reaches the top of the rock and buries his face deep into her sweaty ass crack!

@johnny4mac

I felt it was important to share my thoughts on the situation. I do like this commercial, but I like the sequel even better. You know, the one where her boyfriend finally reaches the top of the rock only to find his face buried in her sweaty ass crack. She wiggles and wiggles her hips until he lets go and falls!

@johnny4mac

I think it’s more likely that many individuals such as myself are intrigued by the thought of what occurred mere moments after the end of the commercial. The boyfriend, his face buried deeply in her sweaty, well toned, rock climbing ass crack, is unable to breate at all through his mouth or nose. He unhinges his jaw and finds that he is able to suck in just enough air through the bottom of his mouth to avoid suffocation.

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johnny4mac, this forum is intended for factual responses. Your posts here are pretty much trolling. Do this again and you may find your posting privileges under discussion.

Colibri
General Questions Moderator

[johnny4mac]

@Colibri

Moderator Note

johnny4mac, this forum is intended for factual responses. Your posts here are pretty much trolling. Do this again and you may find your posting privileges under discussion.

Colibri
General Questions Moderator

listen man, why are you singling me out??? I am one of several posters that are SPECULATING as to why this thread has so many views. SPECULATION is by definition not factual, but merely based on facts. Why are my opinions invalid while others are considered valid?

[Xema]

@johnny4mac

Why are my opinions invalid while others are considered valid?

Because they spring unbidden from a shallow mind?

[johnny4mac]

@Xema

Because they spring unbidden from a shallow mind?

what, because i posess merely a high school diploma and a sense of elan? the song from said commercial posits “somebody left the gate open” and i wonder, WHO? who left the gate open? and the mere mention of a sweaty ass crack - a completely logical conclusion, mind you - results in a threat to my existence on this very message board. shallow mind? i ask you sir, what of it???!

[chacoguy]

Good Luck and Good Riddance.

[SailFree]

1. Real.
2. Katie Brown and Alex Konnold
3. Fisher Towers, Moab, Utah
4. Stephanie Davis also climbs up solo–and then parachutes off.

YouTube

5. Haven’t climbed over 5.4 myself, but lots of people consider this fairly easy climbing.