That CRAAAAAAAAZY conspiracy theory: the mass firings of US Attorneys

Now it appears five replacement attorneys were picked almost a year before the attorneys in question were fired, contrary to earlier WH denials.

More on them there e-mails.

Did you catch the part about how membership in the Federalist Society was tracked in candidate consideration?

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/13/federalist-attorneys/

(Warning! Decidedly lefty site! Hazardous fact warning, tighty rightys advised to proceed Shields Up!..)

Various tidbits, all from Salon:

Uh huh.

Oh, goody.

Tony would’ve had a better reponse. Oh, for the days of a grade-A Snow job!

Tee hee!

Wow. That’s an impressive legal mind Gonzo is packing there.

-Joe

As our attorney, he advises us to take ever increasing quantities of hallucinogens.

“He’s not ready.”

How much more time does he need?

That’s how you know they’re lying. No one needs weeks on end to prepare to tell the truth. Honesty doesn’t work that way.

Is it time to conclude that Alberto (Fredo) Gonzales is truly a mediocre, if not stupid, individual who has risen far above his ability level due to his close relationship with GWB? I think yes.

Some scuttlebutt:"

There’s an old blues song by Terry Evans: “Get Your Lies Straight”.

Back To That CRAAAAAAAAZY conspiracy theory About the USA’s That DIDN’T get fired:

Wow, today is really a hot news day.

Email confirms Domenici’s complaints attached to Iglesias on a firing list.

Nope, no he didn’t!

Didn’t know nothing about it, nohow.

You know, we may have to open a supplemental thread, this story’s got legs!

People say it reminds them of Watergate. But back then, you’d have to wait days, even weeks, for another blazing turd to plop into the White House punch bowl.

But now…the hits just keep on coming, its a matter of hours, even minutes!

But golly, can’t Marcia and Jan figure out how to retrieve those missing emails (all 5 million of them) before Alice and Mom get back from Mr. Brady’s baseball game?

I thought the main characters were named Moe, Curly and Larry.

Too bad they can’t find a Shemp to be the War Czar.

If there’s *anything * Watergate veteran and now WH Counsel Fred Fielding could have explained to these guys, it’s that the coverup is more damaging than what’s being covered up.

Let’s all meet back here next Friday night, when the JD will drop off yet another batch of damaging emails at the very end of the week in an attempt to minimize the reaction.

I know! Lets hire the Geek Squad to recover Rove’s missing e-mails, then we get candid pictures of him showering!

Upon reflection, maybe not that great an idea…

35-year DoJ employee puts Gonzales and his kiddie corps in historical context

This one’s not a good sound-bite piece; just read. Here’s two excerpts, though:

And the trail leads to the Oval Office:

This thing is like Watergate on amphetamines.