That CRAAAAAAAAZY conspiracy theory: the mass firings of US Attorneys

Alberto speaks up for himself:

WaPo op-ed

Shorter Gonzo: “The buck stopped with Kyle Sampson. I just signed whatever he put in front of me.”

Prepared remarks for Tuesday’s Congressional testimony (PDF)

Haven’t had time to go through much of this yet; it’s 25 pages long. And since it’s PDF, I can’t cut-and-paste here at home. But even in the first few pages, there’s some serious bullshit.

Well, it looks like the bulk (if not all) of pages 6 - 22 can essentially be discarded. They don’t have much to do with the case at hand (i.e., the dismissal of the 8 U.S. Attorneys).

Since he has nothing to hide, perhaps he can explain why “thousands” of pages were made available, instead of… you know, “all”. And also why some of those pages are blacked out.

We have no idea if these facts “have been made clear”, because we haven’t received all of the facts.

And this “thousands of pages” thing is getting really old. They might as well be claiming, “As you can see from Aesop’s Fables, these U.S. Attorneys were not fired for improper reasons.”
LilShieste

With a difference. Watergate was (mostly) about CREEP, an Administration-sanctioned but extragovernmental organization, using illegal tactics to spy on, sabotage and harass the opposition in an election Nixon was certain to win anyway – and in the presidential election only. This business is about, not a few government lawyers losing their jobs when they deserved to keep them (I’m sure that’s happened many times before), but the White House drafting the Justice Department into its service for partisan political purposes directed at elections at all levels, in a climate where many elections will be very close ones and a frivolous prosecution for corruption might be just the thing to tip the scale from the Dem to the Pub. Important differences:

  1. In terms of undermining the democratic process, what the Bush Admin is doing is far, far worse.

  2. What the Bush Admin is doing is probably not, strictly speaking, illegal. Those e-mails on the RNC server are almost certainly a criminal attempt to circumvent the Presidential Records Act, but the main purpose of all this – to use the Justice Department for partisan political purposes – is legal AFAIK. Probably because nobody in Congress ever considered the possibility seriously enough to pass a law against it.

  3. This scandal is much more widespread and systemic, and the Republican Party as such, that is, in the person of some of its Congresscritters, is more clearly implicated.

Republicans would like less people to vote. Especially less poor and/or black people. To that end they have pissed and moaned about the dread scourge of “voter fraud”, they would like to press more restrictions into place, more “security” to keep our voter rolls sacrosanct and unblemished.

In all of our living memory, it has been easier, quicker, and more convenient for a white man from the suburbs to vote than for a black woman in the inner city. Unequal access to voting is an obscenity in a democracy.

Check out your own state, look it up. When someone has suggested ways to make registration and voting easier, who fights against it the hardest? Who benefits?

(underlining mine)

Does anyone else have a problem with this? I seriously cannot think of a single time where I could remember having a particular discussion with someone, yet not remember what I had actually contributed to the conversation (but still remember what the other party had contributed). Maybe its just my keen sense of memory, though. (Wait 'til my wife hears about this!)

This is like Bill Clinton claiming that “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” was too broad of a statement. The words that Gonzales used have very definitive meanings.

Thanks for offering, but we’re not interested in the dancing monkey.

Good thing he brings this up. With all this hubbub about the attorneys, we almost forgot about the children.

Starting at this point in the remarks, Gonzales goes into detail about all of the Justice’s accomplishments, over the last few years. IMO, this is equivalent to a man on trial for stealing a car, giving testimony about how he replaced the worn out transmission while he was joyriding.
LilShieste

Some high-profile Conservatives pile on as well:

Ouch.

A bunch of conservatives who say that conservative legal principles don’t include support for torture and wiretapping. Now that is encouraging.

I’ll bet Rove is just jumping for joy about the Virginia mass killing. This will soak up at least 2-3 days of news cycle. Might well cover up that Friday night email dumping quite well. Wouldn’t be surprised to see the White House surreptitiously letting a few other embarrassing items slip while the news media are all worked up about the Virginia killings.

Now Michael A. Battle, former director of the Executive Office for U.S. Attorneys, says several of the prosecutors had no performance problems and that a memo on the firings was distributed at a Nov. 27 meeting attended by Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales.

Just heard on All Things Considered: Because of the Virginia Tech shootings, the committee has rescheduled Gonzalez’ testimony for Thursday.

Hallelujah!

Amen! Gonzales desperately needs the time to get his story straight. It seems that the attorney general’s prepared written testimony for the committee is contradicted by recently released emails: Gonzales Contradicts His Own Testimony

Figuring out how to make testimony and email mutually operative could easily take a couple of days, or longer if the end result is intended to have the ring of truth.

Shit, this is sad.

As an experienced liar I have to say I’m disappointed. They have violated some extremely basic rules whose observance at least makes it a little difficult to bust you.

But, no, arrogance prevailed. Permanent majority and all that.

-Joe

Instead of the usual plop.

This just gets more and more interesting-in-the-Chinese-sense . . .

The article goes on to say that since the whole firing-scandal story broke, Griffin has offered to resign. FWIW.

And then there’s the question of what some people who didn’t get fired did to keep their jobs.

http://www.tpmmuckraker.com/archives/003016.php

You’ve heard of the Five-Minute University?

Now we’ve got the 90-second U.S. Attorney Performance Review!

This thing gets more surreal by the day. And we have Gonzo on deck for tomorrow!

The committee is thinking of granting limited-use immunity to Goodling; if they do, she can’t take the Fifth.

Meanwhile, the DOJ has failed to comply with the committee’s deadline for responding to its document subpoena.

And the WH has told the RNC not to turn over the e-mails to Congress until the WH has a chance to see them first.

Ah, so both the White House and the RNC are immune to anything and everything.

I don’t see why W does just give a blanket pardon to any offense committed by any Republican at any time during his administration - good till January 2009, of course.

It would save so much time…

-Joe