Hm. What would the freakiest t shirt be that a marmoset could wear?
“Aids inside”?
“Dial ‘M’ for Monkey”?
“If you think I’m monkey and you think I’m sexy, come on baby let me know”?
“My other monkey is your mom”?
I like that.
How about, “Your Message Here, $10.00”
That makes the late Sam, the world’s Ugliest Dog, look like Lassie!
That’s not a monkey! That’s a cat-squirrel-monkey.
A squat? A squonkey?
Conkey?
“I’m With Smart.”
“My mom was killed by poachers and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.”
“I’d rather be grooming.”
Cute. I was trying to work through a disgusting variation of the second one you offered.
What about “I’m with Bubbles”?
I’d think it’s kinda cool to see a marmoset in my backyard. Unfortunately, I tend to see these in my house a lot more frequently. Imagine one of those quick little bastards trying to hide in your mouth while you’re sleeping. That will cause nightmares.
I thought it was wearing a tux the first few times I saw the pictures. Why he would be wearing a tux, that’s not the point.
If I saw that in my backyard, I’d probably try to kill it.
It only weighs 12 ounces, it’s the size of a 3 week old kitten. How bad could it be?!
Now that looks like something Mr. Spock would shoot with a phaser.
Now this, I completely agree with. In baby form, it looks rather nefarious.
Now that looks like a Chupacabra!
You can go spelunking under my fridge.
Hey, someobody’s got to grab the low hanging fruit.
Do you suppose that’s why they can’t prove the Chupacabra exists? They kill a goat, drink it’s blood, and like when I broke a neighbor’s window with a baseball, their Mother comes and takes them to safety? What about “Grendel’s Dam”? Curiouser and curiouser.
Arrgghh! It’s a Sumartran rat monkey! :eek:
“I’m a Monkey. Spank Me!”
Roland, that looks more like a ring-tailed lemur to me (not faulting you, mind; it’s captioned as a marmoset).
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner.
It’s…it’s him!
Master Yoda! You’re alive!!!
