SpokesSPOOKS?!?!? !?!?!?!!?
Is that how you refer to black people working for Hillary?!?!?!
You RACIST!!!twenty-five!!!
I should PIT you, but…
pits are dark, and black people are dark, so I wouldn’t want to compund your racism by appearing racist in condemning your racism, you racist.
Well it was equally out of place for Obama to reply “shut up ho,” then pimp slap her.
Oh, my, I think you misheard her. She was asked about her US/Mexico border policy, and she said “Dig a ditch, please.” These things are always taken out of context.
The cover of this week’s *New Yorker * says it all. They (Hillary and Barack) are in the same bed and the red phone is ringing off the hook and she reaches to answer it, only because it is on her side of the bed. Precious.
But, ya know, if I have to listen ya know to a ya know president who says, ya know, “ya know” several times in every ya know sentence, ya know, I’ll ya know. move to ya know Juneau. He’s not nearly as bad in this as she.
I noticed that in a couple of his speeches. I’ll chalk it up to so many speeches given while tired and hope he gets over it.
ROTFL!!! 
I can hardly wait to share this.
I like Tracy Morgan’s response to the 3am ad, Geraldine Ferraro’s jibe, and the virtual endorsement Tina Fey gave Hillary two weeks ago (you have to watch a commercial before the clip plays).
He can’t, of course, actually say that. But Og, it’d sure be sweet if he did that just once. (Sounds like fodder for an SNL sketch.)
Actually, I sometimes wonder if Obama isn’t too cool, calm, collected, etc., for his own good. I get this inkling that maybe someday all of these repressed bitch slaps will suddenly burst forth. Hope not.
Well, at least Obama will answer the phone. Reagan’s aides didn’t even try to phone him in the middle of the night. . . .
Friends, friends;
Can’t we all just get along?
No?
Oh well, WTF.
[stage dives into the fray swinging blindly]
I assumed that a 3 AM call to Hillary would probably be a gumshoe reporting on Bill’s latest escapade.
Niggas please - can’t you see the racism? It’s not that Obama is too lazy to answer the phone, it’s that he’s still out hangin’ with his homies drinkin’ 40’s of malt liquor and ain’t got home yet.
Of course.
It was to signal the implementation of his new campaign slogan: “Vote for me, when it comes to loudmouthed hos and national security, I got the strong pimp hand.”
You can roll your eyes right out of your head, but the allusion to “you don’t want a black man in your home at 3 AM, do you?” was so blatant it might as well have been flashing in neon pink over the ad’s entire running time.
Heh, you really almost whooshed me. If the board was quicker, you would have totally gotten me.
Yep, that’s it: since I’ve posted an argument you disagree with, I must be trolling. Way to fight ignorance there, champ.
I honestly thought you were joking, not trolling. My apologies.
Something like what I was going to post before I thought I was being whooshed:
If it’s so blatant, why didn’t anybody else see that? Not even the crazy-ass OP saw “you don’t want a black man in your home at 3 AM, do you?”.
“Liberal couldn’t figure it out” generally isn’t a worthwhile argument, IMO. I can’t answer for anything else, but the allusion seemed blatant to me, and a number of people seem to agree with me.
This, combined with the OP, has absolutely made my day in a matter of minutes. It’s fortunate I wasn’t drinking anything (my people typically get to drinking much earlier in the day) when I read it. 
I think we all know that Obama doesn’t drink coffee…
I suspect that even when he snaps, he’ll make it look cool:
“Barak? What do folks up in Washington call you, Barak?”
“They call me MISTER Pesident!”