The 3 Dolphin Club: is it real?

Can’t speak for Marshall, but I’ve seen (and had several conversations with the people who work at) what I assume to be basically the same setup at the Johnson Space Center, where it’s known as the Neutral Bouyancy Laboratory.

The average person will float to the surface of a pool. This is positive bouyancy.

If you put so much weight on them that they sink to the bottom (at any speed), that is negative bouyancy.

If you adjust the weight just right, you get them to the point where they neither rise nor sink: neutral bouyancy.

The pool at Johnson is HUGE. Astronoauts get into it in full gear plus weights with full sized mock-ups of satellites and shuttles to practice and perfect whatever spacewalking they must do before they actaully blast off. The whole pool is riddled with cameras so they can be observed from every possible angle, for operations and safety issues.

If people were interested in “experimenting” with the pool under simulated weightless conditions without a spacesuit on, they’d need scuba gear and an enormous amount of weight strapped to their presumably scantily clad bodies. Obviously there are many obstacles to finding out what zero-g copulation would really be like under these circumstances. Plus you’d need enough for three people if everything went as you described.

OTOH, has anyone there been less interested in zero-g research so much as just wanting to screw in the world’s biggest pool without all the apparatus? My sources never brought up the subject. You’d have to make sure no one was guarding the place or manning the control room for the numerous cameras (unless you were into that kind of thing; of course the pictures would have been all over the web by now).

Loach’s point is well-taken, the business about the mating habits of dolphins could be the product of a fevered imagination of a mind that had no idea what it was talking about

… but the same could be said about the whole NASA story as well.

Whole thing sounds like crap to me.

Neil Armstrong: “That’s one small thrust for man…” :smiley:

I’m surprised that nobody has chimed in with accounts actually doing it in a pool. This may be TMI, but I’ll point out that, aside from a quick boink, sex while the genitals are submerged in a pool, spa, bathtub etc. gets uncomfortable very quickly because the bodies’ natural lubricants are water soluble.

Apparently I do. I certainly don’t run in the circles you’re running in now. Regardless, I’ve provided you with an actual cite. There are plenty of pools around that are deeper than six feet. Whether your personal experience validates this fact is entirely irrelevant.

Just how tall would both partners have to be to be able to stand on the bottom of a six-foot deep pool with their heads above water while having sex? This is, in any event, a red herring. The issue isn’t whether it is possible to have sex in a six-foot deep pool while standing on the bottom. The issue is whether it is possible to have sex in a six-foot deep pool while not standing on the bottom. Presumably, these intrepid aquanauts want to simulate zero-g sex.

I think this story has been pretty well debunked. So far what we have is, 1) NASA has a big swimming pool. 2) The swimming pool is full of equipment and cameras. 3) If you want to simulate zero-g sex, you don’t need NASA’s pool, many if not most home pools are suitable. 4) Dolphins don’t mate that way.

Sounds to me like there’s not much left to this story, apart from wishful thinking, that is.

sob I’ve seen dolphins having sex, in the wild, with a whole lot of other dolphins around. There’s only two of them, I promise. It probably would have been less traumariffic had I not been twelve, but all in all, I try not to think about dophins making it.