– Pope can periodically visit Yassir Arafat and Francisco Franco to make sure they are really dead.
Well I can’t get any link to work. Including the one on the actual Drudge report. Can someone give me a general impression of the unfunny ones? (Not that the ones posted were that funny…well, maybe the Hitler one.)
The link is now working for me.
I found the least unfunny one to be
This is lame. :rolleyes:
I meant most unfunny. :smack:
Ah…me too. Ok.
Wow, that was worse than I imagined. Creepy.
Man, that link is seriously unfunny. Is that guy nursing a grudge or what?
Our Dopers (on ropers, copping some gropers, with lycanthropers and Popers) are far more hilarious.
And the #1 thing on the list:
When he gets to heaven, he is issued a pair of roller skates.
The hardest part is finding someone in Italy named Maxwell.
Please tell me more about this “straw” idea as it has bearing on a business venture I’m considering.
#0: The pope’s struggle for survival will show the power of intercessory prayer…and apparently the limits of the faithful’s attention span.
#-1: Learning of the papal death hammer ritual, newspapers will run the headline “Witnesses say Pope was ‘hammered’ at time of death.”
#-2: Wanting to learn from this tragedy, Catholics call for PopeMobile’s bulletproof windows to replaced with “Old-age-resistant” glass.
#-3: Bush vows “We will not bow to terror; those responsible for the Pope’s brutal slaying willl be punished”; troops deployed to Iran.
I’m confused now. I thought there were always two Popes, the master and the apprentice.
Personally, based on the suspicious timing, I suspect that the pope was actually…Deep Throat!
The Pope is Linda Lovelace? :eek:
Funny you should mention it; the longest-serving American Ambassador to Italy was Maxwell Rabb.
There can only be one.
cue dramatic chords
Some of those were just morbid and hateful. Beyond what’s necessary to get a laugh, or point out the Pope is just a human being like you or I.
However, the ‘This is what happens when old men in dresses communicate to the world with doors and chimneys’ had me laughing out loud.
#2 funniest thing about the Pope dying:
Finds out God is a woman. And man is she PISSED!
(jest to appease all the feminists out there… plus it’s funny 
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