Thought about plopping this in the pit for a bit, but… ehh. This isn’t quite ‘ranty’ enough. And no where near enough gratuitious swearing. (To the Mods: if this turns into something that qualifies for the pit, feel free to move this there.)
But now to the topic.
I just hate it when the Allergy Imps decide that it’s been long enough since they’ve tormented me, so they need to make up for the lost time. :mad: While this may be too much information, I’m sitting here with one half of my sinusus clogged up to the point where the normal moisture from my eye is unable to drain down into them. The post-nasal drip is making me swallow, cough, and try to clear my throat so much I’m starting to have problems with my voice. Not to mention my neck is starting to kill me, with all the ways I’m trying to hold my head so my sinusus have some chance to drain. Then there’s this lack of sleep thing brought on by having to constantly flip over to keep things clear enough to breathe through. (For some reason, it’s extremely difficult for me to breathe through my mouth and sleep.) My ears are plugged, and occasionally I can feel the pressure from my clogged sinuses. (Amazingly enough though, no sinus headache.)
The worst part? I effectively can’t take anything for my allergies! AAARRRRRRGGGGH. Sudafed? Feh. The only way it works is if I take 4 tablets, followed up with 3 tablets every 45 minutes to an hour later. Benadryl? Same thing, with grogginess added. The grogginess lasts longer than the relief from the sinus congestion. Claritin? Lasts about an hour for me, and takes about as long to take effect. Same thing with every other decongestant, OTC or otherwise that I’ve tried. (One bright spot: at least DayQuil helps keep my throat from feeling raw.) Nasal sprays? About the same as for tablets. Take a long time to work, then work for only a short period: but then since the sprays dry out my sinuses too much, I get that oh-so-wonderful rebound effect. Not fun. :rolleyes: Allergy shots had no effect, amazingly enough. (Gotta be something specific about my sinuses that needs to be targeted by something from outside my body for the reaction to be triggered, else my body ignores it. That’s the only thing I can think of.)
Alternative and natural treatments? Just as effective (at the best) as the meds. Altoids (one wintergreen, one peppermint in the mouth at the same time) seem to work the ‘best’, but then relief is only for about 15 minutes. But at least if I get them at Costco, they’re cheaper than the meds. And decidedly tastier. Or wasabi. Works for a little bit, at least. Pepper-based spicy things (chili, or other) make my nose run, but doesn’t take care of the congestion. Salt water gargles help the throat, but salt water up the nose to try and clear out the sinuses doesn’t. Neither does steam: I just get a really runny nose along with the congestion.
Perhaps the bright spot with my allergies is that as long as I stay away from things known to give me trouble (cedar trees, smoke (espically cigarette), and a few other assorted inhaled things) the Allergy Imps are content to pick on someone else. (They’re Imps because they pick the ‘best’ :rolleyes: times to pick on me.)
Even so… CURSE YOU ALLERGY IMPS! GO AWAY! NOW! You are not welcome here anymore! :mad:
There. Makes me feel better, mentally, at least, writing this down and cusring the Imps. Now I’m off to find more liquids to guzzle, and seeing if a nap will help me get through the rest of the day without being a zombie.
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