The Amazing Race 3/3/13

I felt a little glee the first time he failed so dramatically and was mildly guilty when he didn’t act like the ass I’d classified him as. I must say if I had someone talking to me like Katie was talking to him I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t have been as calm as he was.

This makes perfect sense and is the best way I’ve ever heard to describe couples like this. I like to think they’re saving two innocent people from each other.

It took me forever to find, since the show title wasn’t in the thread title, but I’ve always loved this imagined conversation between Phil and his Dad, written by Just Some Guy after that episode aired:

Me too. I felt like a jerk for happily waiting for him to act like a jerk and he never did.

Then the same thing with Katie doing doing the challenge with the syrup and feathering. I thought she’d be a complaining princess and she wasn’t, she just pushed through and got it done.

I don’t know, maybe they aren’t as bad as everyone thought they were.

He alluded to giving a beatdown to the country girls. He’s exactly as bad as we all think.