Fuck you for opening this thread.
I was that close… THAT CLOSE from Enlightenment, then you had to come along and FUCK IT ALL UP.
Now FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
You Micks break me up!
(d&r) 
Next we’ll eat all your juniper berries, too.
**Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. **
Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Sarasponda, sarasponda, sarasponda, retsetset. Sarasponda-sarasponda, sarasponda, retsetset. A doh-ray-oh, a-doh-ray-boom-day-…
What!?
Fuck you back big buddy. The path to enlightment is your own. Those in the way are actually helping you on the path.
<Boot to the head>
Now do you understand?
When the question is common
The answer is also common.
When the question is sand in a bowl of boiled rice
The answer is a stick in the soft mud and the most brutal karmic ass kicking you will ever receive, so ferocious will be this ass kicking that it will make all previous ass kickings seem like the gentle kiss of a raindrop rolling off a cherry blossom petal onto your nose.
Yoshi asked his master, “What is the Buddha?”
His master replied, “Three pounds of flax.”
At that moment Yoshi became enlightened.
Beware a man who’s rich in flax.
His morals may be sadly lax.