Yep, it looks like Rick “Man On Dog,” “Frothy Mix” Santorum is the last anti-Romney standing. Who knew the wingnuts would get this desperate?
But if you follow the link (to the single-day and rolling two-day results from the Des Moines Register poll taken Tuesday through Friday of this past week), it’s pretty clear that Ron Paul is the latest anti-Romney to have his bubble burst, and that Santorum’s polling in Iowa has been taking off like a rocket.
The wingnut base is like a woman trying on dresses before a big party, finding nothing she likes, and pulling more dresses off the rack faster and faster, hoping there’s something there that she’ll look good in.
The wingnut base hasn’t yet figured out that there’s NO dress they can put on that will make them look good.
As far as I can tell, Santorum’s the last one; there simply ain’t nobody else. They’ve been through all the other declared candidates with any anti-Romney potential. (Huntsman is really more of an anti-anti-Romney: if, say, Gingrich had stayed on top in the polls for a bit longer, and Romney’s support had nosedived (as it briefly looked like it might), the GOP establishment might’ve settled on Huntsman as a better anti-anti-Romney than Romney himself. But that was really Huntsman’s only path to the nomination this time around.)
And JFTR, Santorum’s not gonna be the GOP nominee. A Santorum win in Iowa simply clears the path for Romney to win the nomination.