The AntiChrist

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Liberals say that George W. Bush is the AntiChrist. Conservatives say that Obama is the AntiChrist. They’re all wrong. The AntiChrist is Barney.

Here’s the proof:

  1. Start with the given:
    Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
  2. The Romans did not have a letter “U” and used “V”. So we change all Us to Vs:
    CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
  3. Extract all Roman Numerals:
    C- V – V- L – D - I -V
  4. Convert these into Arabic values:
    100- 5 - 5 -50 - 500 - 1 - 5
  5. Add these numbers:
    666, the number of the Beast.

There you have it, proof that Barney is the Antichrist! Please pass this truth on to everyone you know. It is imperative that we get the word out before it’s too late!
:smiley:

2

I’ve never heard of anyone calling Bush the Antichrist.

Moron, idiot, bafoon, baboon, etc. But never Antichrist.

3

That was hilarious the first time I saw it, when my mom emailed it to me in the early nineties.

4

Yeah, I’ve seen that before; cute.

But no one seriously thought President Bush was the Antichrist, he was clearly one of the 4 horseman of the apocalypse.

5

More like the retarded stableboy who stole the horse.

6

Anyone else thinking of the scene at the end of Mafia: The Movie where the eskimo hitman puts a harpoon through Barney? No? Just me? Never mind then.

(just in case you want a cite)

7

More like he hired the guy who showed horses to sit around and twiddle his thumbs while a bunch of people drowned in New Orleans.

Hm, maybe there’s something to this…

8

The retarded stable boy whose daddy owned the horse, but he twiddled his thumbs… I dunno, I lost myself in that metaphor.