The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio

Blithering idiot blithers.

Wow, we had a covert government agent here on the SDMB?!

That… is SO cool!

Wait, you’re citing David Icke to prove former doper Phil is a government dupe?

Get yourself a large cactus. The kind with the big heavy spikes. Lube it up real good. Bend over and shove it up your ass.

Let’s see… this is the pit, right?

Cosmored, you’re a fucking idiot.

The Bad Astronomer was a regular poster on the SDMB a while back. You’re not going to get any traction with your BS on that score.

Good Lord, you’re a fucking idiot.

Please, Please, Please

…tell me you haven’t bred yet, so there’s hope for the human race, yet.

I think the proper lube for something like this is Super-Glue.

Here’s a partial summary of the proof that the Chinese spacewalk was faked.


In this video the safety cable is obviously buoyant. It has a distinct tendency to to upward.

Watch it at these time marks.
0:50
2:10
3:00
3:10
6:08
6:44
6:53

It’s going upward because it’s slightly lighter than water.

Watch the first video on the list at the 3:45 time mark to see the astronaut holding the buoyant safety cable down so that its buoyancy won’t be so obvious.

At the thirty second mark in this clip the astronaut moves the flag from right to left.

The flag flutters the way it would in a medium such as water.

The fast flag movement can be explained by sped-up video.

(1:55 time mark)

I dealt with that in post #94. Here’s a link to it.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16133621&postcount=94

Who knows? There may have been a few people who were able to verify that it was being faked but the owned press would never have printed anything they tried to tell them. There may have been an unmanned craft actually flying the route to fool people. There are plausible explanations to explain all of this and it doesn’t make the mountain of hoax proof go away.

See post #94.

Reflectors on the moon are not proof that there were people on the moon as adjustable reflectors can be attached to the sides of unmanned remote-controlled craft.

(3:26:18 time mark)

No it wasn’t.

Kids, this is a perfect example of why you shouldn’t do drugs.

@Cosmored: seriously and no joking, I gotta ask: What do you get out of believing what you do about the lunar landing(s)? The image of the world that you have chosen to build around yourself sounds like a scary and threatening place. Truly, I say unto you, step into the light of rational thought. You’ll feel much better–I promise!

I started this thread on the David Icke forum.
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=125628

David Icke himself did not make any posts on it. David Icke has some crazy theories about reptilians, etc. I think he’s working for the establishment. One strategy they us is to have a crazy person defend a conspiracy theory which discredits the theory.

This video is an example.

The idea that Apollo was a hoax is defended in the video but they also talk about mile-long space creatures. I think this video was an idea of a public-relations expert hired by the US government.

I posted on the David Icke forum but I am no fan of his.

That really puts the difficulties of building a manned lunar base into perspective. Might be fun to visit, but I wouldn’t wanna live there!

Yes, but all of the links you’ve posted so far are easily refuted by this one.

Logic? What’s logic got to do with anything? This is a moon hoax thread.

The proof that the Chinese spacewalk was faked in a water tank is so clear that only a disinfo agent would say it was real.

Let’s hear everybody’s view on the Chinese spacewalk? Do you say it was real, or faked?

The Hubble telescope was put into orbit in 1990. What kept the astronomers quiet for the previous twenty years?

And if the government was using the threat of cutting astronomers off from a telescope that didn’t exist yet, why did the government cancel all funding for the Hubble in 1974? What would they use for a threat?

So the Bad Astronomy site is run by giant, shape-shifting lizards? This explains much.

Astronaut farts.

Regards,
Shodan

Nah. Let’s see if people prefer all your links, or my one link.

Psssst. . . .

Real. And so were the Apollo missions, 9/11 and the Kennedy assassination.

Did I miss anything?

Elvis is dead and Paul McCartney is alive.

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Mr. Pot, allow me to introduce you to Ms. Kettle.