The Atoz Game (Part 1)

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!
Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE!

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!
Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE!
Fox News

That was a gimme.

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!
Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE!
Fox News
GOP

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!
Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE!
Fox News
GOP
How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?!

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!
Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE!
Fox News
GOP
How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?!
Ice cube trays only half-filled

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!
Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE!
Fox News
GOP
How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?!
Ice cube trays only half-filled
Jive talking

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!
Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE!
Fox News
GOP
How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?!
Ice cube trays only half-filled
Jive talking
Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya?

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!
Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE!
Fox News
GOP
How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?!
Ice cube trays only half-filled
Jive talking
Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya?
Last Word (getting it)

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!
Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE!
Fox News
GOP
How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?!
Ice cube trays only half-filled
Jive talking
Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya?
Last Word (getting it)
Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey?

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!
Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE!
Fox News
GOP
How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?!
Ice cube trays only half-filled
Jive talking
Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya?
Last Word (getting it)
Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey?
NRA sending out thoughts and prayers

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!
Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE!
Fox News
GOP
How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?!
Ice cube trays only half-filled
Jive talking
Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya?
Last Word (getting it)
Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey?
NRA sending out thoughts and prayers
Orgasms just too frequent

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!
Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE!
Fox News
GOP
How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?!
Ice cube trays only half-filled
Jive talking
Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya?
Last Word (getting it)
Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey?
NRA sending out thoughts and prayers
Orgasms just too frequent
Please turn down that obnoxious music!

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!
Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE!
Fox News
GOP
How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?!
Ice cube trays only half-filled
Jive talking
Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya?
Last Word (getting it)
Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey?
NRA sending out thoughts and prayers
Orgasms just too frequent
Please turn down that obnoxious music!
Questioning every single little decision

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!
Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE!
Fox News
GOP
How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?!
Ice cube trays only half-filled
Jive talking
Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya?
Last Word (getting it)
Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey?
NRA sending out thoughts and prayers
Orgasms just too frequent
Please turn down that obnoxious music!
Questioning every single little decision
Raccoons keep messing with my stereo settings

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!
Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE!
Fox News
GOP
How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?!
Ice cube trays only half-filled
Jive talking
Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya?
Last Word (getting it)
Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey?
NRA sending out thoughts and prayers
Orgasms just too frequent
Please turn down that obnoxious music!
Questioning every single little decision
Raccoons keep messing with my stereo settings
Shattap with yer constant whining!

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!
Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE!
Fox News
GOP
How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?!
Ice cube trays only half-filled
Jive talking
Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya?
Last Word (getting it)
Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey?
NRA sending out thoughts and prayers
Orgasms just too frequent
Please turn down that obnoxious music!
Questioning every single little decision
Raccoons keep messing with my stereo settings
Shattap with yer constant whining!
Take out the trash!

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!
Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE!
Fox News
GOP
How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?!
Ice cube trays only half-filled
Jive talking
Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya?
Last Word (getting it)
Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey?
NRA sending out thoughts and prayers
Orgasms just too frequent
Please turn down that obnoxious music!
Questioning every single little decision
Raccoons keep messing with my stereo settings
Shattap with yer constant whining!
Take out the trash!
Unfair fighting

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!
Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE!
Fox News
GOP
How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?!
Ice cube trays only half-filled
Jive talking
Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya?
Last Word (getting it)
Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey?
NRA sending out thoughts and prayers
Orgasms just too frequent
Please turn down that obnoxious music!
Questioning every single little decision
Raccoons keep messing with my stereo settings
Shattap with yer constant whining!
Take out the trash!
Unfair fighting
Victor, why do you never listen when I say put the toilet seat down?

Petty bullshit

Another argument over dishes
Brattiness
Calling one out
Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!!
Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE!
Fox News
GOP
How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?!
Ice cube trays only half-filled
Jive talking
Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya?
Last Word (getting it)
Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey?
NRA sending out thoughts and prayers
Orgasms just too frequent
Please turn down that obnoxious music!
Questioning every single little decision
Raccoons keep messing with my stereo settings
Shattap with yer constant whining!
Take out the trash!
Unfair fighting
Victor, why do you never listen when I say put the toilet seat down?
Wife, I keep telling you to put the seat up when you’re done!